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Amusing golf poll - come and play.

How many shots ? HOW MANY ?

  • 46 or more - You'll be f***ing USELESS you GOON

    Votes: 4 9.8%
  • 45 - You'll be rubbish

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • 44 - Not too clever. What went wrong ?

    Votes: 6 14.6%
  • 43 - Pretty decent, steady if unspectacular

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • 42 - A reasonable round, could have been better

    Votes: 2 4.9%
  • 41 - Good effort, couple of wasted shots though

    Votes: 5 12.2%
  • 40 - Well played, shame you didn't break 40 though

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • 39 - Mmmmm, that felt so GOOOOD

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • 38 - Oh BABY, you da MAN

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 37 - OH YES, OH YES, DEEPER, YES

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 36 - AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhh, thats it...mmmmmm

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • I couldn't give a TOSS, now f*** off and bore someone else to death.

    Votes: 11 26.8%

  • Total voters
    41


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
I'm playing 9 holes of golf at Benfield after work today. In this fun, easy-to-play quiz, lets see how many of you can correctly guess how many I'll go round in. My all-time record stands at 37. When I last played 2 weeks ago, I went round in 40, and I am usually in the mid-to low 40's. My mental state today can be described as "mildly content". I do not have too much playing on my mind, and I feel in peek physical shape (well, round IS a shape). when you're ready then.

The result will be posted this evening.
 










Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,900
West Sussex
41 seems like a good bet to me... most rounds of golf, however good, are tinged with an element of 'could have been better'! :)
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
Wise words Titanic, and very true. Something else which strikes a chord with me:

"When looking back over a round, a good golfer remembers his bad shots, while a bad golfer remembers his good shots".

Also

"You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in".
 










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
Have you watched me play, Jesus ? You've clearly witnessed some of my tee shots on the 3rd.

* Warning to anyone driving along the A27 Westbound carriageway by the Portslade turnoff at about 6pm - watch out for golf balls *
 






Jesus Gul

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2004
5,513
I will be driving past around 6.15

You should be allowed to wear your stripes at The Royal Benfield Country Club.

Then we'll know it's you climbing the hill or crossing the flyover!!!!

jg (B&H member)
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,102
Hassocks
43, although 46 was mighty tempting
 












The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Easy 10 said:
I'm playing 9 holes of golf at Benfield after work today. In this fun, easy-to-play quiz, lets see how many of you can correctly guess how many I'll go round in. My all-time record stands at 37. When I last played 2 weeks ago, I went round in 40, and I am usually in the mid-to low 40's. My mental state today can be described as "mildly content". I do not have too much playing on my mind, and I feel in peek physical shape (well, round IS a shape). when you're ready then.

The result will be posted this evening.

Have you told Mrs East-to-be about this yet? You do have the disgraceful track record off sodding off to the golf course when you are in fact supposed to be seeing someone else.

Oh, er... 53.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Gone for 49 (your version of 49 that is)
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
Just back from the post-match pint after the round (and yes TLO, the missus was fully aware I was playing a round this afty).

I managed to salvage, yes SALVAGE a disastrous 47 today. Started with a tidy 4, but then a crippling TEN on the long-ish 2nd basically blew the whole round out of the water. Fluffed the tee shot, scuffed a shot into the deep rough next to the green, and its like a f***ing JUNGLE there. I should have taken a drop, but foolishly thought "naah, I can chop this out". A couple of hacks later, and the ball still stubbornly in the rough, meant I had my "angry head" well and truley on. A couple more vicious swipes and I was finally on the green, but the red mist was still upon me, resulting in a 3-putt.

Its hard to recover from that, and I was distinctly average for 3 more holes before picking up and finishing with a flourish, but the damage had been done by then. However, one small consolation was that my partner and I won the Fourball Matchplay 2 & 1.

I WILL be better next time. I know it. But well done those who forcasted the 46+ GOON score. You were spot on.
 
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