Dave the OAP
Well-known member
chips from a van outside the stadium, so it doesnt burn the stadium down
Bollocks to that. Some dimbo ordering 9 pints for all his mates should not be allowed, it ties up the till for far too long and completely stuffs up everyone else unlucky enough to be behind him in that particular queue. Half time in particular is an extremely limited timeframe to queue and consume a beer, so the last thing you need is someone getting the drinks in for half a block.
I'd limit it to no more than 3 pints per person in any one transaction, and make ir nice and clear with signs over the tills. Just means one or two more mates will have to get off their arses and join another queue - at least then all the queues would, in theory, chug along a bit quicker.
Don't get this: why is one bloke ordering 9 pints slower than three blokes ordering 3 pints each? Putting everything on one transaction is quicker than three transactions (particularly with one person doing the till and the order).
I can live with things running out occasionally and slightly variable quality control - that's the nature of mass catering. What isn't forgivable is the queuing. As noted on here in an earlier thread (and with a brilliant exaplantory video), one queue for multiple serving points in FAR quicker than having a queue for each server.
This would address the issue of tea slowing things down for example, and would also address the issue of the "9 pint man" because the other till are not affected by that delay. It's so simple even the Post Office can do it - one long snakey queue and almost everything in this thread would be addressed.
Please ask him to arrange this.
A barrier style system so that the front person in the queue goes to the next available person to serve
yes! Or failing this at least some painted lines on the floor showing ques for each tillpoint.. currently its pot luck and sometimes the que has 2 tills at the end sometimes only 1 depending on how the first people to arrive have arranged themselves.
Can you ask him what he thinks the worlds hardest creature POUND FOR POUND in 2012 is.
Thanks.
I'd limit it to no more than 3 pints per person in any one transaction, and make ir nice and clear with signs over the tills. Just means one or two more mates will have to get off their arses and join another queue - at least then all the queues would, in theory, chug along a bit quicker.
Its already limited to 4 per person per transaction. This caused the fun situation where me and a friend wanted 5 pints between us and we had to buy 4 and then do a second transaction for the next 1 (i.e. taking double the time). I wonder if the tills limit any purchase over 4? So the hypothetical 9 pints person scenario will lead to 3 transactions whether there are 3 or 9 people waiting to hold them.
I ordered five after the game last week and paid in one transaction
loads of "should's" in there
At the Southampton game there was a chap who wanted to pay cash for his order but also wanted the staff to apply the 10% discount being a ST holder. By the time three members of staff had tried to explain the system to him it had taken a further 3 minutes, holding everyone up behind him. Sometimes we have to understand that we, the customer, are not always right!