[Albion] Amex Plan B details

[dazzer6666]

I think my incentive (see above) is far more persuasive in the quest for volunteers. Some people may do almost anything for money. See Divine in Pink Flamingos

PPF should be I/C mask compliance from now on, let him recruit a team of top boys to do the enforcement. I’ll sign you up.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I think my incentive (see above) is far more persuasive in the quest for volunteers. Some people may do almost anything for money. See Divine in Pink Flamingos

Is that your weekend job?

 

[dazzer6666]

People are routinely ejected from football grounds without a riot ensuing.

It wouldn't be a matter of trying to make thousands wear a mask - start making an example of just small groups who refuse to do so when asked.

Start with a group of 20-30 coked up 20-somethings and see how you get on…….bearing in mind several other similar ‘small groups’ will be very close by when all this kicks off.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

People are routinely ejected from football grounds without a riot ensuing.

It wouldn't be a matter of trying to make thousands wear a mask - start making an example of just small groups who refuse to do so when asked.

I'm beginning to warm to your strategy.*

We may well need to arive early, given the proper Covid checking at the turnstiles that woukd be needed, too. I'd be happy to do that to get in and watch The Albion in a reasonably mitigated environment

*No surrender to the virus or the nobbers

 

[dazzer6666]

I'm beginning to warm to your strategy.*

We may well need to arive early, given the proper Covid checking at the turnstiles that woukd be needed, too. I'd be happy to do that to get in and watch The Albion in a reasonably mitigated environment

*No surrender to the virus or the nobbers

…and we’re already compliant with the ‘no singing’ rule.

 

[Creaky]

Start with a group of 20-30 coked up 20-somethings and see how you get on…….bearing in mind several other similar ‘small groups’ will be very close by when all this kicks off.

Why would you start with the most difficult group - the aim is to demonstrate that the policy of mask wearing will be enforced.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

…and we’re already compliant with the ‘no singing’ rule.

Steady. I am convinced I heard someome mumble 'grr rrr srrrsrr brrr d C' at the last game, in West Upper

 

[dazzer6666]

Why would you start with the most difficult group - the aim is to demonstrate that the policy of mask wearing will be enforced.

Ah, I see. Chuck out a pensioner in WSL and the group of 20 coked up youths in the North will realise they are in the wrong and put their masks on ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ah, I see. Chuck out a pensioner in WSL and the group of 20 coked up youths in the North will realise they are in the wrong and put their masks on ?

Now, now. What happens in the North stand is between the young men there and their God. As long as the nobbers are ejected and shamed in West Upper, I'm happy.

(Seriously, yes, you have a point. Only time, of course, will tell. Anyway, Michael Gove has just waded in and I'm confident he will save us).

 

[dazzer6666]

Now, now. What happens in the North stand is between the young men there and their God. As long as the nobbers are ejected and shamed in West Upper, I'm happy.

(Seriously, yes, you have a point. Only time, of course, will tell. Anyway, Michael Gove has just waded in and I'm confident he will save us).

Nobbers in WSU ? That’s all of them isn’t it ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Nobbers in WSU ? That’s all of them isn’t it ?

Right you. Outside.

 

[Bry Nylon]

‘Hi Bry, welcome to the Amex for your first day of work - we’ve kept things simple for you as you’re new. We’ve put you in the North Stand, and would simply like you to walk around the concourse. Here’s a hi-viz jacket for your protection. If you see anyone not wearing a mask, politely ask them to put it on. If they refuse, ask them to accompany you to the turnstiles and inform them they are being ejected’

If today goes well, next week you can do the same in the away end when Palace are here.

I’m having traumatic flashbacks to the time I had to evacuate a bunch of pensioners playing Big Money Bingo in a village hall when the kichen caught fire. How the **** I escaped with my life on that job is still a mystery.

 

[dazzer6666]

Right you. Outside.

**** off, I’m exempt mate.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

**** off, I’m exempt mate.

Best laugh of the week. I salute you

 

[Bry Nylon]

Best laugh of the week. I salute you

Friday isn’t Friday until the BLOW has been given

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Friday isn’t Friday until the BLOW has been given

When I watch football on the telly with my pal and neighbour, Bob the (retired) social worker (as in "please don't section me, Bob, old pal"), which is on average 7 days a week, sometimes more, I like to cast my vote for who, among the 22 (plus subs) has the loveliest hair. I announce this, normally in the second half by commenting "he's not having a great game, but he has lovely hair".

I have found that when watching games between teams lower down in the EPL, I often don't make a HGLH award. This was the case this evening in the game between Bentford and Whatfor. The HGLH award is a very prestigious award, a bit like a Hollywood Handshake. I may start a thread on this to keep interested readers abreast of developments. We shall see

 

[dazzer6666]

Friday isn’t Friday until the BLOW has been given

Yep, we all sit around on a Friday night waiting for a BLOW from @HWT

 

[crodonilson]

You’d need an absolute army of stewards, and they would need to be ready for a few scuffles I would think.

I honestly didn't realise how feral our fanbase is. All we are asking is for them to wear a mask.

 

[Bozza]

This thing is moving so fast that I even think there’s a small chance that we’ll not be permitted at the game on Wednesday night. Very unlikely, but there’s a chance.

There has now has to be a considerable chance that the few who fancy the Amex at 8pm on Boxing Day won’t be allowed to go either.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

How? Six young women on minimum wage (plus a generous increment paid by the club at no obligation) behoving a thousand burly men per square hectare? That'll work

I don’t really buy this argument. If people started pissing in the concourses there would be enforcement, minimum wage or not.