Am I in?

[Chesney Christ]

If she knows what colour your hair is and she still wants to shag you then she must really like you!!

Tit.

 

[Yorkie]

Is it possible she sees you as a confidante, a best mate type of thing and has just voiced her thoughts out loud?

When you're alone with her let her take the lead. If she wants you she will let you know.
You could ruin a good friendship by trying it on with her.

 

[oapdodge]

That sounds like top advice mate - I may as well just wait and see.

There's already plans for her to come down to mine in February on her own with no ex-Uni mates (I mean our mutual friend, not her ex) around to make things complicated, so that might be a better bet.

I've wanted to bang her for about five years now.

Sounds all very interesting, must be a deep understanding relationship if you can wait until February. You've been wanting to bang her since you were 10 ? Why not go out in Brighton on a Saturday night and pull some bird and shag her and fall in love ? Fatboy or Sheebo might give you lessons. Are you still a virgin ?

 

[fatboy]

Fatboy or Sheebo might give you lessons. Are you still a virgin ?

I do not pull!

But last time I went on a night out with Chesney Christ he did pull one of my mates.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Sounds all very interesting, must be a deep understanding relationship if you can wait until February. You've been wanting to bang her since you were 10 ? Why not go out in Brighton on a Saturday night and pull some bird and shag her and fall in love ? Fatboy or Sheebo might give you lessons. Are you still a virgin ?

No, no and no. You twat.

 

[oapdodge]

No, no and no. You twat.

Not very nice only trying to be helpfull.
Still a twat is useful if you know what to do with them.
Wanker, and you can't deny that can you. How many times have you had one off the wrist thinking of this girl ?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Not very nice only trying to be helpfull.
Still a twat is useful if you know what to do with them.
Wanker, and you can't deny that can you. How many times have you had one off the wrist thinking of this girl ?

Perhaps a few.

 

[fatboy]

Go out on the pull with OAP.

You're bound to go home with a muddy chav or a few scared men in suits.

 

[oapdodge]

Go out on the pull with OAP.

You're bound to go home with a muddy chav or a few scared men in suits.

Had a much more dignified journey on Saturday. How you doing Andy getting better ?

Chesney have you seen the brothel thread might do you a favour.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

funny enough thats what danny says to girls

 

[Braders]

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,
Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playin with her hair, well regularly,
So i reckon i could well be in.

 

[fatboy]

I'm just talking to my girlfriend about when we used to go out on the pull.

I think I might miss it!

 

[Yoda]

Jesus Christ!

Just go up there, as next planned, and see what happens. BUT DON'T COME ON TO HER, let her come on to you if she's 'that desperate'

 

[oapdodge]

Jesus Christ!

Just go up there, as next planned, and see what happens. BUT DON'T COME ON TO HER, let her come on to you if she's 'that desperate'

Well don't come on her to quick. Would be nice if she comes on you.

 

[fatboy]

Come on her. All over her face.

 

[fatboy]

And don't bite off more than you can chew SAMUEL.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Sounds to me as though you're going to be swirling this around in your head for 2 months, and even if you get lucky it will all be over in 30 seconds.

 

[perth seagull]

Chesney Christ has been thinking about this and analysing this far too much. This is what usually leads to failure. As the others have written, just go up there with no expectations and have a good time, then see what happens. Judging by what you wrote in your original post, I reckon there's a good chance that you'll get lucky. The only thing to worry about is if she finds another penis to use and abuse in the mean time, then she may not be as keen to take you for a test drive.

 

[Timbo]

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen! Shouldn't you have written to Diedre?
Just give her one. So what if she's your friend. If it all goes wrong just get another one.