[Other Sport] Alternative incomes for Sky now football has gone tits-up

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

In these desperate times, Sky needs to find a new source of income to make up for the armageddon that is about to flop out of the Devil's bottom in the form of loss of football income.

What we need, here, is something to which literally millions will be quickly addicted. Suggestions? As a general rule I am going to exclude any offerings that begin with 'topless'. As a sustainable source of income, this is, as history tells us, quickly spent.

I am going to start by offering aspirational. Until the food runs out this will be completely off the agenda, on the grounds of good taste and, in some jurisdictions, legality but, in a few weeks, eh, EH? :

Rollerball, with real deaths.

What?

 

[Beach Hut]

Premier League Panic Buying

 

[Is it PotG?]

Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave.

Inner City Sumo.

If they don't do it, BBC will.

 

[Badger]

Monkey tennis?

 

[Nobby Horton's Knob]

Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave.

Inner City Sumo.

If they don't do it, BBC will.

I dont think Chas will be participating unfortunately...

 

[big nuts]

Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave.

Inner City Sumo.

If they don't do it, BBC will.

Stop getting Partridge wrong! It’s Channel 5.

 

[darkwolf666]

Supermarket Sweep, hosted by Boris Johnson...

 

[AmexRuislip]

Put all the pundits in a locked room together, and let themselves talk bollox to each other until the last person is standing.
All live of course.

 

[Swansman]

Monkey tennis?

Signed in to say this

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Put all the pundits in a locked room together, and let themselves talk bollox to each other until the last person is standing.
All live of course.

They are currently doing this on Sky Sports news. I am at this moment looking for my will to live, I lost it after about 20 minutes of watching that shite.

 

[hart's shirt]

As a general rule I am going to exclude any offerings that begin with 'topless'.

 

[lawros left foot]

Put all the pundits in a locked room together, and let themselves talk bollox to each other until the last person is standing.
All live of course.

They do this in Westminster, only with politicians.

 

[Washie]

Box sets. With people staying in, especially the older generation, may decide to buy entire shows on demand.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

That is almost exquisitely shite. Top work

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Brutal!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Put all the pundits in a locked room together, and let themselves talk bollox to each other until the last person is standing.
All live of course.

No change there then

 

[Stat Brother]

Kill 2 birds with one stone.

This'll keep Sky & Skybet in business:-

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Sky Sports Easter eggs



Buy a day pass to be able to eat it on Easter Sunday, or a weekly pass to be able to make it last a little longer.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Kill 2 birds with one stone.

This'll keep Sky & Skybet in business:-

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The little turquoise fellah! What a come back. That was absolutely stunning. I'm, IN!

 

[Stat Brother]

The little turquoise fellah! What a come back. That was absolutely stunning. I'm, IN!

Comet has been the legend of the sport for 5 years.
He's the quintessential professional, stays back late after training, keeps on top of his diet.
You just won't see Comet stumbling out of nightclubs at 2am, with a couple of page 3 stunners in tow.

That was his now seminal race which propelled him to superstardom, for obvious reasons.
Yet it was reported in the press he was still back to training the next morning.


He's a role model to us all.