[Football] Alternative choice of footy pundit.

[southstandandy]

Stacey Dooley! Could you imagine that voice doing a commentary. Shudder.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Alan Davies, based on his football podcast rants. Shame he's a gooner

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[pasty]

Leslie Phillips, in full on "ding dong" mode

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhlx43rTs2Q

 

[Easy 10]

Without wishing to derail the thread, I would like to see some respected print journalists in the studio doing some punditry. The likes of Martin Samuel or Henry Winter always have an interesting viewpoint and can put it across well IMO.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Sir Ian McKellen...

 

[el punal]

Diane Abbott

She’s already employed by the Albion to announce the match day attendances.

 

[Weststander]

A Dalek.

Sean Dyche is available.

 

[hart's shirt]

Brian Blessed.

Shortly after Everton's Anthony Gordon makes his first dive of the season.

 

[albionfan37]

The Borg and peter griffin

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Oh if only Ivor Cutler was still about

 

[AmexRuislip]

Imagine Noel Coward as a pundit

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Much as I love Bob with Paul, his solo work on Would I lie to you is simply superb and has me in tears every time

Strangely enough, the series that he was most famous for, and made his name, Shooting Stars, bored me to tears.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Alan Davies, based on his football podcast rants. Shame he's a gooner

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We don't choose our football teams, they choose us.

Something true about that l think.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Andrew Cotter. He does rugby games, but is great commentating on the antics and supposed thoughts of his two labradors. He could make drying paint interesting.

 

[jcdenton08]

Richard O'Brien.. harmonica and lots of talk of "Mumsy".

 

[vegster]

Peter Kay...." What's he gone and blooming done ? ..."

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Without wishing to derail the thread, I would like to see some respected print journalists in the studio doing some punditry. The likes of Martin Samuel or Henry Winter always have an interesting viewpoint and can put it across well IMO.

Too late, mate. The thread has been eaten by a badger, and deposited, like the carcass of carrion, on a small sod under a forgotten tree.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh if only Ivor Cutler was still about

I once watched a game of football.
There was a lot of shouting.
And then I went home,and was offered gruts for tea.
But daddy, I said, I don't like gruts
Eat your gruts, son, he said
I picked them on the high road.

 

[Brian Fantana]

An interesting selection so far, none of whom have any interest in the game whatsoever.

Ken Stott is a massive Hearts fan - he’s mentioned it a few times. More research required in future, if you’re going to go for a put down