[Misc] Al's Toy Barn

[Marshal Josip Tito]

My nephew recently picked up a talking Al action figure from this store but I was shocked to discover that instead of comedy catchphrases all it spits out is preachy hogwash suggesting everyone else is in the wrong and should be ashamed of themselves and their attitudes towards sex/race/ability etc.

Not only is it all tripe but the thing seems to be stuck on a loop saying the same thing over and over again. I wouldn't mind so much but it's incredibly hypocritical. One minute it's extolling the virtues of being respectful to women and the next it's suggesting ladies need to be wearing tighter fitting clothes!

Are they all like this or has my nephew just been unlucky and got a dud?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

 

[Hillian1]

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Something very, VERY familiar about that picture.

 

[AK74]

My nephew recently picked up a talking Al action figure from this store but I was shocked to discover that instead of comedy catchphrases all it spits out is preachy hogwash suggesting everyone else is in the wrong and should be ashamed of themselves and their attitudes towards sex/race/ability etc.

Not only is it all tripe but the thing seems to be stuck on a loop saying the same thing over and over again. I wouldn't mind so much but it's incredibly hypocritical. One minute it's extolling the virtues of being respectful to women and the next it's suggesting ladies need to be wearing tighter fitting clothes!

Are they all like this or has my nephew just been unlucky and got a dud?

It's funny because it's true.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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Hey! Low blow! Leave [MENTION=257]The Large One[/MENTION] out of this

 

[WhingForPresident]

Is this some kind of dig at Rafa Benitez?

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Hey! Low blow! Leave [MENTION=257]The Large One[/MENTION] out of this

My guess is that this was who it was actually aimed at. Second account-tastic.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Something very, VERY familiar about that picture.

Darren Balkham?

 

[El Presidente]

Darren Balkham?

Don't think so, he's not wearing a half and half Manchester United scarf.