[Misc] All time most attractive Brighton WAG

[Easy 10]

Liam Roseniors missus is a bit of a stunner, with the whole Beyoncé / Goldmember vibe IIRC.

 

[Sheebo]

Mrs Kayal is lovely. In that picture she actually looks like Holly Vallance, who tenuously also makes the list courtesy of Jonny Dixon.

Recent worldies are Danny Holla’s wife, and Ales Mateju’s Romanian (swimwear) model girlfriend. And Frankie, of course!

But I THINK the all time winner (there seems to be no photographic evidence to corroborate) was the blonde gymnast wife of 80’s Albion Aussie Dave Clarkson. I met her at the Goldstone as a (young) teenager, and was utterly transfixed

What the actual **** - you’re telling me Jonny Dixon had a bit of Holly Vallance (whatever happened to her?!) - no way - you’re actually winding me up - that’s mind blowing if true... no way...!

Edit - I see you’re referring to a different Dixon - boooooooooooo

 

[hans kraay fan club]

On a slightly different note; Dale Stephens is dating Adam El-Abd's ex wife.

Are there any other Albion WAG crossovers?

Kazenga Lualua very bravely dated Charlie Oatway's daughter.

 

[Silverhatch]

Check out Tomer's missus - Shunit Faragi (Former Miss Israel)

 

[MattBackHome]

Mateju
Holla
Dixon
...
the rest

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What the actual **** - you’re telling me Jonny Dixon had a bit of Holly Vallance (whatever happened to her?!) - no way - you’re actually winding me up - that’s mind blowing if true... no way...!

Edit - I see you’re referring to a different Dixon - boooooooooooo

No I'm not!

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4524601.ex-brighton-striker-dating-pop-star/

 

[Sheebo]

On a slightly different note; Dale Stephens is dating Adam El-Abd's ex wife.

Are there any other Albion WAG crossovers?

Really?! Bet that’s awkward. Always assumed Dale was with the mother of his child etc but obviously not if that’s true.

 

[Sheebo]

No I'm not!

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4524601.ex-brighton-striker-dating-pop-star/

Nah **** off you’re winding me up and this is just a dream - I’m going back to sleep...

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?153804-Holly-Valance/page5




That’s him?! Producer?! Nah way **** off mind blown ahhhh

 

[RossyG]

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My kind of gal to be honest. Marry a cooker not a looker.

NB. By cooker I don’t mean an actual oven. They make lousy wives and your willy gets burnt.

 

[Hiney]

Don Shanks was with Mary Stavin (1977 Miss World for all you youngsters) for a while and she was an absolute WORLDY

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Bosch or Siemens?

A microwave is just for modern-day convenience, whereas you could just wrap the liver in some tin foil and pop it on your recently run Ford Escort exhaust manifold for 5 minutes, turning occasionally.


** Stat goes to the cupboard to check for tin foil while browsing AutoTrader**

 

[Questions]

Milan.

You’re not old.....
....
..homo.

 

[Questions]

Milan.

Homo

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

You know when you are getting old when you spot what shopping mall it is in the first picture.

I did that too, But I also noticed where she was parking her sunglasses.

 

[Questions]

I did that too, But I also noticed where she was parking her sunglasses.

I also like the way she is making out she is actually eating something.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Yeah Beram's wife is lovely, but she's no Frankie Bridge.

 

[Ernest]

Hans Kraay married an ex classmate of mine who was a decent looker, luckily I didn't go to an all boys school

 

[Palacefinder General]

Frankie Bridge is the correct answer

Really don’t get the clamour for that one.

 

[Albion_Dave]

A mate of mine who is a cabby has transported Mr & Mrs Kayal to and from the Amex a few times, and vouches that she is indeed a very canny boiler. After dropping them off the first time, apparently it was all he could do to stop himself pulling over into a layby and rubbing one out. Luckily he got a job to Gatwick instead.

Neil Shipperley by any chance?

 

[zeemeeuw]

He was 45, she was 27 ... back of the net!