All I want for Christmas is...........

[bhaexpress]

An envelope containing a large lottery win cheque.

 

[bhafc99]

I'd like some Christmas Holly.

 

[andybaha]

On Christmas Day the only thing I want is a bit of peace and quiet. Not very likely though as there will be about 15 for dinner including about 8 kids.

Roll on Boxing Day.

 

[The Grockle]

Alexa Chung, the barmaid from the stadium and 33 points please.

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

I'll take note that you want a spandex swimming costume this year dad

 

[Taybha]

2 presents

 

[Scotty Mac]

elder for england holding a large dish of thousand island sauce and a selection of breadsticks and cucumber chunks

 

[champion7]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

A boyfriend, or a dvd player that actually works.

That or a boyfriend with a dvd player that actually works!

 

[Braders]

Keira Knightley , I even leave out two stockings every year


I think this year I might just leave out one and hope for Heather Mills

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Katherine Jenkins.

Again.

 

[Billy Mays]

A Dukla Prague away kit.

 

[The Grockle]

A boyfriend, or a dvd player that actually works.

That or a boyfriend with a dvd player that actually works!

If your Christmas pans out like mine normally does, you would end up with a sex offender and a beta max player. Best of luck on both though!

 

[Pavilionaire]

2 bottles of wine, a big block of cheese and 5 hours of peace.

 

[pasty]

Someone to pay for my skiing holiday as I can't afford to go this season.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Ok.