[Albion] Alireza Jahanbakhsh joins Feyenoord

[Bozza]

I’m going swimming now so my mobile telecommunication device will be out of action for a while.

 

[Hampden Park]

take your underwater telephone?

 

[Gazwag]

Maybe we can call him Al

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I always thought Spanish Dave was bollocks, never got worked up by it though as it’s so trivial. And if we’re honest, his name wouldn’t have been pronounced David in the way we would normally do so, would it, or was it just ignored because the masses found Spanish Dave to be so hilarious?

I was under the impression that he actually liked it. He still has Brighton in his Twitter bio.

 

[Albumen]

I’m going swimming now so my mobile telecommunication device will be out of action for a while.

He’s swimming back??

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Maybe we can call him Al

I'm going to call him Betty.

 

[DavePage]

I'm going to call him Betty.

Ummm nice

 

[Honky Tonx]

Yes it is embarrassing. And not even slightly funny.

I thought it most amusing. I'ts good to have a sense of humour otherwise one becomes a rather sad old Buffer. Billy no mates

 

[Sheebo]

I’m going swimming now so my mobile telecommunication device will be out of action for a while.

Do you wear Speedo’s?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Ummm nice

He asked me if I could be his bodyguard so it only seems fair. Long lost pal that he is.

 

[Bob!]

I’m going swimming now so my mobile telecommunication device will be out of action for a while.

*signs in to Strava*

 

[Dick Swiveller]

He asked me if I could be his bodyguard so it only seems fair. Long lost pal that he is.

Actually, thinking about this, he can only play on the wing as he is soft in the middle.

 

[Icy Gull]

He asked me if I could be his bodyguard so it only seems fair. Long lost pal that he is.

Maybe you can also be his long lost pal

Edit: too late you already are

 

[ManOfSussex]

Actually, thinking about this, he can only play on the wing as he is soft in the middle.

Does he speak the language?

 

[Wiggy Power]

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Just to get everyone moist again......

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[Dick Swiveller]

Does he speak the language?

No and he needs the money as he holds no currency. But he is happy to have a shot at redemption and is also looking forward to holding up the shirt as he needs a photo opportunity.

 

[crabface]

Was hoping this would have been announced by now. Beggining to worry it could be another Pritchard scenario, hope i am wrong.

 

[dingodan]

I have a funny feeling.

Either I am about to do a massive fart or Jahanbakhsh has just signed his contract!!!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Was hoping this would have been announced by now. Beggining to worry it could be another Pritchard scenario, hope i am wrong.

You wouldn't much like the tweet then that says he's failed the medical.....

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I have a funny feeling.

Either I am about to do a massive fart or Jahanbakhsh has just signed his contract!!!

Perhaps go for a safety wipe regardless.