[Albion] Alireza Jahanbakhsh joins Feyenoord

[Cowfold Seagull]

Triple bluff - he's off to Southampton.

https://www.flightradar24.com/KLM919/1d393780

From where he will be met by Paul Barber, and driven straight to Lancing . . . he says hopefully.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

He might have already signed and is now flying back to Holland to sort his stuff out. Whatever happens, I doubt the club would announce anything on a Sunday.

He was already in Holland. That's where he left....

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Or his father perhaps?

Omar Sharif was his father? Blimey - that would make him half Egyptian.

 

[Sheebo]

I’m 90% sure that account is fake, and not actually Bernardo.

I’m 99% sure. Some sad people out there! As if he’d say ‘announce’ something like the cringy kids do and as if his English would be perfect and he’d tweet weird shite.

 

[Motogull]

I was fibbing, sorry. There’s no way I’d know details of his flight.

You evil wanka.

 

[Sheebo]

It's genuine. Unless Andy Naylor was fooled too. He tweeted the account shortly after interviewing him.

No way is that account him!

 

[El Turi]

He was already in Holland. That's where he left....

Fair enough. If he is flying to Heathrow, let’s hope the club get the deal done as soon as possible.

 

[Justice]

I’m only interested in the PL, I would say VVD (via Celtic) and perhaps Propper only. Hasn’t Tadic left? Wouldn’t say a success...


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Louis Swarez came from Ajax

 

[Deadly Danson]

I guess it's unlikely we'll get an announcement today then - chances are a medical in the morning and then some sort of announcement tomorrow (assuming he's coming to us at all that is).

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

You evil wanka.

Isn't he just?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I’m 99% sure. Some sad people out there! As if he’d say ‘announce’ something like the cringy kids do and as if his English would be perfect and he’d tweet weird shite.

Can you keep us updated as to your certainty level as you have dropped 1% in 10 minutes? Maybe Bozza can do a totaliser.

 

[the right footed denilson]

Louis Swarez came from Ajax

And Sanchez and Eriksen at Spurs. It's simply a myth that all players from that league have been flops- you could say the same about La Liga.

 

[chaileyjem]

No way is that account him!

Its now suspended.

 

[Sheebo]

Can you keep us updated as to your certainty level as you have dropped 1% in 10 minutes? Maybe Bozza can do a totaliser.

Well I don’t like going 100% just in case

 

[Sheebo]

Its now suspended.

Surprise surprise - embarrassing that people were replying to it as if it was him

 

[Weststander]

Louis Swarez came from Ajax

French cousin of Luis?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Photo from twitter: Heathrow flights

 

[Surrey Phil]

Leicester now trying to sign Yanick Bolasie from Everton, so looks like Tony has won again!

 

[Weststander]

From where he will be met by Paul Barber, and driven straight to Lancing . . . he says hopefully.

By Derek Chapman’s helicopter. The Albion are ‘massive’ these days.

 

[beardy gull]

Surprised surprised - embarrassing that people were replying to it as if it was him

It was. I imagine the club have told him to leave twitter after his faux pas.