[Albion] Alireza Jahanbakhsh joins Feyenoord

[dingodan]

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[origigull]

So . . . what was all the fuss about?

 

[Sheebo]

I reckon he’ll be shit he owes it to this thread to flop!

Well done all for an epic thread - especially seagullwedgee for his impeccable sources

 

[Bakero]

Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Amex
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Jahanbakhsh
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Jahanbakhsh
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
He's got seventy-five golden camels

Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie
Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Jahanbakhsh
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Jahanbakhsh
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

 

[macbeth]

This has undoubtedly been one of the greatest threads in NSC history. These mega threads usually don't have the ending we would initially like, but this one has the fairytale ending. Its been a pleasure, Ladies and Gentlemen..

 

[Heffle Gull]

I have just discovered there are other threads on this site.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Israelis and an Iranian in the same team? That will make things interesting.

 

[dingodan]

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[Codner pharmaceuticals]

An Iranian colleague at work tells me we now have 70 million extra supporters...

AKA 70 million people we can call JCLs and give grief to for not being at Hereford / Millenium Stadium / FA Cup final / Charity Shield...

 

[Bakero]

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He has very good English.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Great, so now that's done can we get back to the important business of signing Calleri

 

[TSB]

Can anyone be bothered to dig his various youtube compilations out of the 4.5k posts on the thread?

 

[Honky Tonx]

About fornicating time, I can now go off to Germany for my holidays without running up one hell of a bill checking to see if he's signed yet. AK off to West Brom now as suggested earlier this week?

 

[freak]

Good afternoon, BHAFC fans. From Atlanta, GA and Iranian by birth, I wish you all the best for the upcoming season. I sure don't need another team--support Liverpool and Villa already--but will definitely buy an AJ jersey and support the team.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Distinctly underwhelming for a RECORD singing, we should have been in for RONALDO

Ronaldo is going to Leicester.

 

[Bwian]

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A few like those this season please-especially against the caravan club of Croydon.

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[Bakero]

An Iranian colleague at work tells me we now have 70 million extra supporters...

AKA 70 million people we can call JCLs and give grief to for not being at Hereford / Millenium Stadium / FA Cup final / Charity Shield...

What are the other 10 mill+ doing?

 

[Mancgull]

Hopefully will bring out the best of Knocky.

 

[Sheebo]

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He didn’t mention [MENTION=3743]seagullwedgee[/MENTION] - the least he could do was thank him for keeping us all informed?!

 

[Not Spanish Dave]

Anyone living up Leicester way.

Let us know what's going on please