[Albion] Alireza Jahanbakhsh joins Feyenoord

[FatSuperman]

So we are confident that medically Ali is good?

 

[pishhead]

So tell me what the plan was and then I will tell you whether your source is a bullshitter or not ?

Now this could get interesting.

 

[Icy Gull]

Club now just waiting for the thread to reach 400 pages...get posting!

 

[PTC Gull]

Why is there nothing on the Sky Transfer Centre, surely they're normally all over this type of story from bar room rumour up to done deal?

There been nothing on the Beeb either. Does the embargo apply to them as well?

 

[BBassic]

So we are confident that medically Ali is good?

MedicAli

 

[pishhead]

Talk sport reporter claiming done deal.

 

[GT49er]

This has dragged on so long I've frankly lost interest in whether we sign him or not!

 

[miffy6]

While we wait...

 

[Icy Gull]

This has dragged on so long I've frankly lost interest in whether we sign him or not!

Bollocks you have

 

[rool]

Why is there nothing on the Sky Transfer Centre, surely they're normally all over this type of story from bar room rumour up to done deal?

I don't understand this either.

 

[Tiger Barb]

My guess is .... subject to his medical being ok ... he will have signed this morning, then trained with the squad and will be announced later.

 

[BBassic]

Has anyone suggested that 'Prince Ali' song from Aladdin yet?

Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Jahanbaksh

Not sure if it's vaguely racist or not

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Only 7,700 viewing, way down, that'll spike 10k when the announcement goes out!

 

[Box of Frogs]

There's nothing in the press yet because, aside from the 9000+ people on here at the moment, its a well kept secret!

 

[Gazwag]

So we are confident that medically Ali is good?

Is he a friend of Comical Ali, bit like Mr Men books

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I don't understand this either.

What don't you understand? If you look at the Sky Transfer Centre part of the Sky Sports website there's nothing on there about this possible transfer.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The reason this is taking so long is because the club is cobbling together an epic reveal video. Rumor has it that the stumbling block has been whether to use the hashtag #WelcomeAli or #AliJInDaHouse

*Camera Pans to a man dressed in the classic Ali G jacket, glasses and hat*

"Do I really have to say this? I don't even know what Ali G is......but..... Mr Barbe......fine.............Booyakasha Brighton fans, Ali J's in da Amex House. Is you excited for the new seasons yeah? Big up yourself. Me Julie says its proper nice here and I can't wait to smash in da goals in front of the North side. RESPEK"

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I don't understand this either.

Because it's just a club like Brighton. They'd much rather spout on for hours on end about a non story about one of the big six. Or maybe .........they are waiting for Paul Merson to come in to make the big announcement. Now that would be good!

 

[FatSuperman]

There's nothing in the press yet because, aside from the 9000+ people on here at the moment, its a well kept secret!

Totali under the radar brother.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

There's nothing in the press yet because, aside from the 9000+ people on here at the moment, its a well kept secret!

.... and Air Traffic Control, Uber, Twitter, most of Leicester and Mike down The Eagle