aliens/ufos/abductions

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Rohypnol?

come again?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ok people, whats your opinions? anyone seen any or believe they have been abducted?

heres my story-

about nine years ago i was doing some work in the north of wales, prestatyn(sp). i was sharing a massive house with four floors with another bloke for a week whilst the owners were on holiday, anyway my room was on the fourth floor, i went to bed one night as normal (cant remember what time) and woke up in the early hours lying unable to move for a few moments,on my back, stark bollock naked on the chest freezer in the celler of the house, i have never slept walked in my life that i know of and the celler was locked and neither of us had the key or any reason to go in there, so what the f*** happened to me?? after all these ufo siteings in wales im starting to think i might have been anal probed!!

Did you ever discover what happened to your sheep costume?

 

[Race]

went out one night and drank about fifteen pints. woke up in the morning on the sofa, not knowing how i got there and some alien had pissed in my pants during the night. spooky or what?!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

These days, everyone seems to blame aliens from outer space. In the old days, abductions were usually blamed on trolls or fairies - who live underground.

What has happened to our TRIED AND TESTED British fairies?

Mackay OUT!