aliens/ufos/abductions

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Ok people, whats your opinions? anyone seen any or believe they have been abducted?

heres my story-

about nine years ago i was doing some work in the north of wales, prestatyn(sp). i was sharing a massive house with four floors with another bloke for a week whilst the owners were on holiday, anyway my room was on the fourth floor, i went to bed one night as normal (cant remember what time) and woke up in the early hours lying unable to move for a few moments,on my back, stark bollock naked on the chest freezer in the celler of the house, i have never slept walked in my life that i know of and the celler was locked and neither of us had the key or any reason to go in there, so what the f*** happened to me?? after all these ufo siteings in wales im starting to think i might have been anal probed!!

(awaits ridicule)

 

[Happy Seagull]

*jealous*

 

[Herman the Tosser]

Anyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens or experienced a close encounter with an alien is mentally ill.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Anyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens or experienced a close encounter with an alien is mentally ill.

oh, well im not claiming anything, just dont know what the f*** happened that night??!

 

[Scotty Mac]

id LOVE to be analy probed

i once saw some funny red lights above the south downs when i was walking home, and to this day don't know what the f*** they were. i wish they had have beamed me up though and inserted things into my KNEES

 

[Seagullible]

I went out one night and have no idea how I got home - spooky

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Prestatyn always makes me think of a hernia and the advice a Doctor might offer.

I went to boarding school and managed to sleep walk all the way down to our upper fields. I woke up by the cricket scoreboard about a 500m walk from our house. The odd thing was our house was locked and only the prefects and housemaster were privy to the code. I was not anally probed, that was saved for the weekend.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Prestatyn always makes me think of a hernia and the advice a Doctor might offer.

I went to boarding school and managed to sleep walk all the way down to our upper fields. I woke up by the cricket scoreboard about a 500m walk from our house. The odd thing was our house was locked and only the prefects and housemaster were privy to the code. I was not anally probed, that was saved for the weekend.

Its a well weird feeling when you start to come round aint it, still can't get may head round it to this day, remember it so clearly.

(also you walked 500 miles, blimey!)

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Its a well weird feeling when you start to come round aint it, still can't get may head round it to this day, remember it so clearly.

(also you walked 500 miles, blimey!)

I was younger and fitter in those days.

I got the biggest fright of my life setting off a burglar alarm at my folks' house. It is very strange and weird as you say. There have been loads of cases reported by the press on people that have driven or walked and fallen down cliffs etc. etc. It is quite scary that you are able to function properly except you are not awake.

Sleepwalking has been studied and filmed, so there must be something on youtube.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

and how the hell do you know things that you shouldnt, like you with the door code and me with the celler key.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I had incident on the early 6amish on 26th May 2001 I was semi awake on the sofa I could feel a tightening of my wrist and a pressure in the small of my back I also heard a whispered vioce I won't say what I was told but..............I was disturbed for days!!! (Also awaits ridicule)I do/did not recall moving from bed to the sofa upsatirs neighbour asked us if we had left our gas on over night (we were all electric and so were they) note I remember the date.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

I had incident on the early 6amish on 26th May 2001 I was semi awake on the sofa I could feel a tightening of my wrist and a pressure in the small of my back I also heard a whispered vioce I won't say what I was told but..............I was disturbed for days!!! (Also awaits ridicule)I do/did not recall moving from bed to the sofa upsatirs neighbour asked us if we had left our gas on over night (we were all electric and so were they) note I remember the date.

what was said??!

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

YouTube - SLEEP WALKING HAHA

gotta watch this!

 

[bailey]

*snip* on my back, stark bollock naked on the chest freezer in the celler of the house, i have never slept walked in my life that i know of and the celler was locked and neither of us had the key or any reason to go in there

How did you get out of the locked cellar BTW?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

and how the hell do you know things that you shouldnt, like you with the door code and me with the celler key.

I've no idea. Perhaps there is a case for the sub-concious and we know a lot more than we realise..? Either that or I managed to climb out of a window.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

How did you get out of the locked cellar BTW?

the door was unlocked with the key in, it was horrible at the time,

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Not sure about the anal probing...but, I have experienced night nurse syndrome, that is when, extremeley tired, the sensation of waking but being entirely parylised (opposite of sleepwalking) and it is a massive freak out.

I have actually reported a UFO mind..to the Police and everything, when as an A&E charge nurse along with a juniour Doctor and a couple of porters outside the County Hospital we all saw a huge black triangular craft fly completely quietly over the Marina.

 

[H block]

Did you have access to the medicene cupboard ?

 

[Superseagull]

ssshh don't tell anyone. We will be using that in Iran in a few weeks time.

 

[OzMike]

Ok people, whats your opinions? anyone seen any or believe they have been abducted?

heres my story-

about nine years ago i was doing some work in the north of wales, prestatyn(sp). i was sharing a massive house with four floors with another bloke for a week whilst the owners were on holiday, anyway my room was on the fourth floor, i went to bed one night as normal (cant remember what time) and woke up in the early hours lying unable to move for a few moments,on my back, stark bollock naked on the chest freezer in the celler of the house, i have never slept walked in my life that i know of and the celler was locked and neither of us had the key or any reason to go in there, so what the f*** happened to me?? after all these ufo siteings in wales im starting to think i might have been anal probed!!

(awaits ridicule)

Rohypnol?