[Albion] Alexander Bah - right back

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Why do I keep opening this thread expecting news? (When obviously it'll just be ewes)

Do yourself a favour and put the mute on.

 

[Bakero]

Do yourself a favour and put the mute on.

And now I'm back here and wondering whether Mute is an obscure breed of sheep

 

[phoenix]

Do yourself a favour and put the mute on.

Better

 

[MJsGhost]

And now I'm back here and wondering whether Mute is an obscure breed of sheep

Given your earlier faux pas, is this not MOOt?

 

[phoenix]

And now I'm back here and wondering whether Mute is an obscure breed of sheep

Mutt-on

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Drive my car - some 60s group

Asked the fans what they wanted to see
They said pace up and down the wing
He has to be strong and work for the team
We needed something, a wing back machine.

Give me Alexander Bah
Yes, he's gonna be a star
Give me Alexander Bah
And will run past you

Beep beep, beep beep yeah

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Mutt-on

I did consider adding a hyphen but figured some might appreciate more subtlety

 

[phoenix]

I did consider adding a hyphen but figured some might appreciate more subtlety

Thats why i put better I thought it was a decent effort by you

 

[Bakero]

I did consider adding a hyphen but figured some might appreciate more subtlety

Mute on is the worst mutton pun I've heard all week

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Mute on is the worst mutton pun I've heard all week

Thank you, that is very kind.

 

[nwgull]

IS anything actually happening, or do i put the thread on ignore?

Can someone start a separate thread? There's about half a dozen posts on the actual player and transfer and 7 pages of sheep puns. When I saw it was an 8-page thread after only 24 hours, I assumed that this rumour had legs (of Lamb) - of FFS I'm at it now.

 

[Motogull]

IS anything actually happening, or do i put the thread on ignore?

I wouldn't blame you. What should be about what appears a pretty decent player has turned into Freddie Mercury doing an impersonation of Mr Humphries off of Are You Being Served. Pathetic AF.

 

[Blue3]

Bah bah he ran

This would sound awesome

 

[Blue3]

Why is everyone bleating on about this player is just mutton dressed up as lamb or are Benfica or his agent trying to pull the wool over our eyes

 

[banjo]

Flock all to see here. Move along.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I'm gonna follow him on instagram

Please do and report baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

 

[armchairclubber]

IS anything actually happening, or do i put the thread on ignore?

It's probably best to rehook if you'd like to follow the yarn.

 

[dazzer6666]

Have the rest of the players started tagine him on insta yet ?

 

[marlowe]

Drive my car - some 60s group

Asked the fans what they wanted to see
They said pace up and down the wing
He has to be strong and work for the team
We needed something, a wing back machine.

Give me Alexander Bah
Yes, he's gonna be a star
Give me Alexander Bah
And will run past you

Sheep sheep, sheep sheep yeah

Corrected for you

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

If we do sign him we get to repeat each other's jokes for a whole season at least. Could prove more divisive than brexit