[Misc] Alexa . . . What To Do.

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Because l have to buy the bint, before l can ask her!

When you do finally buy Alexa, don't forget to calibrate her first, by asking her to say '100 100 100' in Welsh

 

[Rogero]

We have two Alexas and they are excellent. We us them all day for a variety of things . Its great for music and sending voice messages to the grandchildren or anyone else with one. It is great for timing cooking and news updates and radio .Mind you I asked her what Welsh is for 100 and she did not like it.Someone above just beat me to it!

 

[blue-shifted]

As a complete technophobe I am old fashioned in these matters. That is why I use a dated and somewhat unreliable piece of kit called WIFE. An example of interaction is as follows :

Me : “WIFE, what’s for dinner?”

WIFE : “Don’t know, haven’t thought about it”

Me : “ WIFE, what time will dinner be ready?”

WIFE : “When I’m good and ready, and if you don’t like it get it yourself.”

So you see, not always reliable. A case of making the best of a bad job.

At least you have a wife who would countenance the idea of making dinner for you

 

[el punal]

At least you have a wife who would countenance the idea of making dinner for you

This is true, but then you have to question what goes into it.

 

[Questions]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of when I first got my Alexa....... I forgot that ..... f..uck me.

 

[Sheebo]

I’ve tried to come on to ours several times but she’s frigid as ****

 

[Arthur]

Interesting statement, would you be happy with ID cards or to being chipped by the authorities just because you have nothing to hide?

But no one is asking you to be chipped or have to carry an ID card. We’re talking about a device that can automate your home and *might* tell its mothership you were talking about double ended dildos and then make it easier to find them on their website.

I really don’t understand people who get paranoid about their online foot print when all it’s going to be used for is to sell you more shit. Those ads aren’t going anywhere they might as well be more relevant to you surely.

 

[Hugo Rune]

I’ve tried to come on to ours several times but she’s frigid as ****

Flip her over, there is a tiny button marked G, you just need to touch it. I don’t expect you’d be able to find it mind!

 

[Sheebo]

Flip her over, there is a tiny button marked G, you just need to touch it. I don’t expect you’d be able to find it mind!

Fair comment

 

[schmunk]

I’ve tried to come on to ours several times but she’s frigid as ****

Wipe clean, though.