Alex Pritchard

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Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Pointing and laughing has to be the only response.

Maybe even one of our wordsmiths could do something with this:-

 




CP 0 3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2003
2,258
Northants
Surely a rehash of the Man U song at Foster in the FA Cup Final replay would be ideal?

Alex Pritchard
Alex Pritchard
What a difference you have made
What a difference you have made.
 


BBassic

I changed this.
Jul 28, 2011
13,062
I love how people say "he went for the money".

He went to Norwich before a ball was kicked. They were VERY fancied to go up. We can all be experts in hindsight but it's not like he turned us down for someone with no promotion ambition. I probably would have done the same.

It still doesn't stop it being funny though

Sorry but isn't signing for a team perceived to have a higher chance of promotion before a ball has been kicked the very definition of signing 'for the money'?
 


B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,729
Shoreham Beaaaach
I love how people say "he went for the money".

He went to Norwich before a ball was kicked. They were VERY fancied to go up. We can all be experts in hindsight but it's not like he turned us down for someone with no promotion ambition. I probably would have done the same.

It still doesn't stop it being funny though

This

We offered him £25k per week over 4 years = £5.2m
Norwich are paying him £40k per week for 4 years = £8.3m

His Agent was in his ear saying to take the Norwich deal. He only has a short playing career and to mnake the most of it.

But he still is a kn0b for not sticking to his agreement. :tosser:
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
40,016
Pattknull med Haksprut
Couldn't give a monkeys about him.

I'm going on Friday to potentially see the Albion win the Championship.

Nothing else matters.
 




Reagulls

Well-known member
Jul 22, 2013
774
Pointing and laughing has to be the only response.

Maybe even one of our wordsmiths could do something with this:-



His name is Alex Pritchard
He nearly signed with us
but He got stuck on the motorway
We all made such a fuss.
And now we've got promotion
Oh what a thing to have
He could have used his bonus
to buy a new sat nav....

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
 




Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,801
BN1
Alex Pritchard's tragic
He wears a tragic hat
He could have signed for Brighton
But he said 'no **** that'
He counts money with his left hand
He counts money with his right
And when Brighton become champions
He'll count his money all night

Or something...
 






Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,208
Goldstone
We need to get this title won. I'd rather leave Pratchard alone to start enjoying his summer, rather than give him something to play for. I'm not sure Huddersfield's words for Butterfield helped them much.
 














Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
57,313
Back in Sussex
Couldn't give a monkeys about him.

I'm going on Friday to potentially see the Albion win the Championship.

Nothing else matters.

Nah - bollocks to that.

It's 99%+ about the Albion, certainly, but football would quickly get boring if all we did was focus on our own and ignored the obvious panto villains we come across.

That said, I'd probably have also been largely ambivalent towards Pritchard if I'd not see the utter disdain he and his party showed to Albion fans at the Amex. Granted some of them (and I may have been part of that some) gave the hobbit and his crew a cheery shout out, but the resultant one finger salute from one of his party was a complete over-reaction. Mrs Pritchard (or Mrs Pritchard to be) showed she was anything other than a lady. Alex might like that though.

They'd just lost 5-0 though. That might smart a bit.
 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,208
Goldstone
I think a simple "Alex, Alex give us a wave" will suffice as he'll cringe inside just knowing that we are taunting him without reverting to abuse.
I like it. A lot.
 


Captain Vimes

New member
Aug 22, 2008
21
His name is Alex Pritchard
He nearly signed with us
but He got stuck on the motorway
We all made such a fuss.
And now we've got promotion
Oh what a thing to have
He could have used his bonus
to buy a new sat nav....

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

Excellent, but third line perhaps "He got lost on the motorway"?
 




Not Andy Naylor

Well-known member
Dec 12, 2007
8,996
Seven Dials
As long as he applauds as enthusiastically as all his teammates as they give us a guard of honour when we take the field, I ask nothing more. I doubt if anything we can shout at him will make him feel worse about his decision than he does already.
 


sir albion

New member
Jan 6, 2007
13,055
SWINDON
He won't give a shite as he's on 40k or so a week....People need to realise he did what anyone of us would do in the same situation.

Forget him as hes another in along list of players that do this year after year :)
 


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