Alex "dirty" Hammond On Sky Sports

[GUNTER]

The stunningly gorgeous Miss Hammond looked a little knackered I noticed on "Good Morning Sports Fans" this morning. It looked like she had been up all night having sex, possibly on the kitchen table, lounge floor and in the shower, up to what could be half a dozen times.

Anyone else notice this?

 

[dougdeep]

Are you single Gunter?

 

[GUNTER]

I've gone off her now, she says her hero is Robbie Williams

grrrrr - I hate him even more now!

 

[Superseagull]

Looks like she may of had a close encouter with Julian Alsop

 

[Wozza]

Miss Hammond!? It's Mrs isn't it?

 

[GUNTER]

Miss Hammond!? It's Mrs isn't it?

Yes. It is.

She married racehorse trainer Micky Hammond when she was quite young. He's an ugly bastard too and a lot older.

Although they are divorced, she's kept the surname.

 

[Easy 10]

Funnily enough, I was thinking to myself that she seemed to have an excessive amount of fluid in her mouth during her racing report this morning. She gulped several times between sentences, so I think her saliva glands were going into overdrive.

When that happens with me, it's usually because I am about to vomit. Perhaps Alex had a heavy night last night with some prologued drunken sex games. To her credit though, she finished the report with her customary beaming smile, and made me want to f*** her.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

She is a little strumpet - there's no doubt about that. But if we're talking dirty SKY presenters, then surely there's only one winner, Georgie Thompson. She's got more than a glint in her eye.

I know you'd be expecting a photo of her to accompany this but pathetically, I don't know how to do that. If someone tell sme how to post a photo /attach a photo onto NSC I will gladly do it.

 

[Easy 10]

type in
then paste in the url of the picture
then type

(all in one line)

 

[CHAPPERS]

She's a right little minx.

 

[captainmorganrum]

she's your typical plain Jane?

You want 'dirty' - Sky Vegas Live (channel 295)

 

[SK1NT]

id definatly giv her 1 outta 10