Albums where every song was TERRIBLE!

[Mannie]

 

[tinycowboy]

But they did have some awesome song titles!

Constant Drudgery Is Harmful to SOUL, SPIRIT & HEALTH
WILHELM Show Me the Diagram (Function of the Orgasm)
Those Eskimo Women Speak Frankly
BEWARE (Our Leaders Love the Smell of Napalm)
Nurse Increase the Sedatives (The Torment's No Better)
Epi Epi Arp Woosh!
Intimacy, Just Gently Shimmer
It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Brrod

And all-time party favourite, Another Tampon Up the A*se of Humanity

Murray, PLEASE can you start a "Ridiculous song titles thread"? It'll keep me going for MONTHS......

 

[Mellotron]

Hard Fi, anyone? The Feeling?

 

[Mo Gosfield]

" Tiny Tim and your fireside favourites "

 

[Brighton TID]

I'm only guessing here but 48:13 by Kasabian must come close.

Agreed, one listen suggests this album is horse poo

 

[Wally Goulds right toe]

Not sure about individual albums, but everything in Led Zeppelin's entire repertoire is utter gash. The Doors run them very close here, but *probably* have two half-decent songs.

Sir, you have no ear for music. Page was one of our best geetar players ever. Jones was one of our best session bassists in the 60s and came up with some great B-lines for Zeppo. If you think 'Black Dog', ' Rock 'n' Roll', 'Ramble On'. 'When the Levee Breaks' - and the superb 'Kashmir' are 'gash' - then you should consider origami or knitting as alternatives to listening to music.

 

[Stato]

Not sure about individual albums, but everything in Led Zeppelin's entire repertoire is utter gash. The Doors run them very close here, but *probably* have two half-decent songs.

I have to disagree with you about The Doors. They haven't got any decent songs.

 

[lawros left foot]

Don't know what it was called, but The Darkness album. My son made me listen to it once, I'm still in therapy, and he stil can't remove my boot from his arse

 

[Bladders]

Don't know what it was called, but The Darkness album. My son made me listen to it once, I'm still in therapy, and he stil can't remove my boot from his arse

1st or 2nd album?

 

[lawros left foot]

1st or 2nd album?

Don't know, the one with ' I believe in a thing called Love(?)' Truly awful, every track

 

[lawros left foot]

1st or 2nd album?

Can't believe they were allowed to make two!

 

[Worthingite]

Who Killed the F*ing Zutons, I'm not buying it on principle

 

[Nitram]

Gong - Camembert Electrique and The Clash - London Calling, the most over rated band in history.

 

[marcos3263]

Who Killed the F*ing Zutons, I'm not buying it on principle

You can buy this album in poundland now. It's only £1. I didn't buy it on principle.

 

[Mowgli37]

The Clash - London Calling, the most over rated band in history.

WHAT?!

London Calling is a near masterpiece! What is it you don't like about it then?

 

[Bry Nylon]

I bought a CD by a bloke called Gregorian Chant.

Started off off okay, but never really got into it's stride and every track was a bit "samey" to be honest.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Feline by The Stranglers. Utter pants.

only dug this out the archives a week ago, love it, Midnight Summer Dream, All Roads Lead To Rome and one of my favourite songs by any band, Paradise. But hey, its personal choice.

 

[The Modfather]

The Polyphonic Spree debut album

 

[Nitram]

WHAT?!

London Calling is a near masterpiece! What is it you don't like about it then?

Most of my friends and family like them, but I have never understood their attraction. I like most genres of music and punk music around that time eg The Damned and Ramones but The Clash always sounds like a poor pop band. Obviously my loss as so many other revere them, tried to like them but they do nothing for me. My son has the same reaction as you to my lack of taste!!