[Football] Albion's Striker Problem Solved Next Summer

[Eeyore]

According to the BBC, we might just be in here...

 

[KZNSeagull]

Blimey, that's cheap. I'm in

 

[A mex eyecan]

Blimey, that's cheap. I'm in

let’s double it !

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Hang on. Only a year left on his contract? Let's offer £5 mill and be done with it!

 

[GT49er]

According to the BBC, we might just be in here...

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Yes, I do know there's an 'K' missing - but good for Liverpool. I know the rich want to get richer while the poor get poorer, but that is taking the piss. I hope that if he runs down his contract and leaves on a free, he finds that nobody will pay him anything like that much (unfortunately some mug will probably break ranks and pay it).

 

[studio150]

Yes, I do know there's an 'M' missing - but good for Liverpool. I know the rich want to get richer while the poor get poorer, but that is taking the piss. I hope that if he runs down his contract and leaves on a free, he finds that nobody will pay him anything like that much (unfortunately some mug will probably break ranks and pay it).

Wow £400M a week, No wonder Liverpool won't agree to that.

 

[BN41Albion]

Yes, I do know there's an 'M' missing - but good for Liverpool. I know the rich want to get richer while the poor get poorer, but that is taking the piss. I hope that if he runs down his contract and leaves on a free, he finds that nobody will pay him anything like that much (unfortunately some mug will probably break ranks and pay it).

And there lies the problem with this fecking world we live in

 

[dazzer6666]

No point….I’d give it three games max before someone is on here saying he’s either ‘not what we need’, a sicknote, he’s downed tools, failed the NDT, failed to wave at the fans at an away game after being subbed or said something in an interview that indicates he wants out.

 

[Goldstone1976]

…or said something in an interview that indicates he wants out.

Such as “I’m happy at Brighton, but I want to play CL football”, you mean? Nah, would never happen.

 

[Stat Brother]

Booooooooooing Salah for not clapping me.

 

[Russconha]

It would be kinda satisfying to see him fall over in the box wearing blue and white, especially if we're playing an unfashionable team.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Greedy ****. Not just him, though, what's the matter with people who just can't stop grabbing more and more for themselves. If you were on a wage of £40000 a week (already ridiculous) and that wage was increased tenfold, would you be ten times happier? Would you really? I just can't get my head round it. Bizarre.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Yes, I do know there's an 'M' missing - but good for Liverpool. I know the rich want to get richer while the poor get poorer, but that is taking the piss. I hope that if he runs down his contract and leaves on a free, he finds that nobody will pay him anything like that much (unfortunately some mug will probably break ranks and pay it).

A K surely? Or have I been whooshed?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Greedy ****. Not just him, though, what's the matter with people who just can't stop grabbing more and more for themselves. If you were on a wage of £40000 a week (already ridiculous) and that wage was increased tenfold, would you be ten times happier? Would you really? I just can't get my head round it. Bizarre.

The likes of you and I, you see, don't understand the concept of winners and losers. In every aspect of life there are winners and losers. And it is the responsibility of every one of us to strive to be a winner. If we don't do that we soon become losers. He is simply striving to be more winnery. OK, it is possible to striver too hard to be the winnerest (see Trump and Putin) but it is by and large part of the human condition.

(Other explanations, such as being an insecure prat, prone to fits of rage that are exacerbated by steroid and cocaine use, leading to psychosis and florid megalomania, are available).

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

A K surely? Or have I been whooshed?

Roman innit

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Can he play left wing back?


TNBA

TTF

 

[GT49er]

A K surely? Or have I been whooshed?

Whoops! Yes, you're quite right, it should have been a 'K' (it is now!)

 

[LamieRobertson]

A K surely? Or have I been whooshed?

Nah should have been a T

 

[Brok]

It would be kinda satisfying to see him fall over in the box wearing blue and white, especially if we're playing an unfashionable team.

I'm not sure why I laughed when I read that...

Probably just me. Ignore.

 

[schmunk]

A K surely? Or have I been whooshed?

I'm not sure Liverpool will replace Salah with AK.