[Humour] Albion’s New Manager

[Eric the meek]

I hear Wilf Zaha is looking for a player-manager role.

 

[wunt be druv]

Local lad.

Even better! A shoe-in! Come Tony...sing him up!

 

[Binney on acid]

Putin. It would be all out attack, irrespective of the consequences.

 

[maltaseagull]

Putin. It would be all out attack, irrespective of the consequences.

We wouldn't be able to sign any players or even buy tickets for matches.

Be serious please!

 

[Chicken Run]

I hear Wilf Zaha is looking for a player-manager role.

This Zaha chap you speak of, he’s a striker right?

You do know apart from a ‘No Dickhead’ policy we have a ‘No Striker’ policy?


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[Razzoo]

Here's a left field one Hope Powell.

 

[darkwolf666]

Joey Barton...

 

[SweatyMexican]

Heard Mike Bassett might be looking for a job

 

[pure_white]

Glenn Murray anyone?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Pardew or Adkins

 

[Gazwag]

I'd go for Junior, he/she knows everything about coaching and managering

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I'd go for Junior, he/she knows everything about coaching and managering

And Junior could do their own self-out threads lol.

 

[Kosh]

With badly dyed hair? Mmmmmmmmm...yyyyyyyy...no.

Whilst I agree that dying hair is not cool, I still maintain that his Rock God credentials and gung-ho football style would bring a much needed vibe and entertainment value to the rather safe haircut world of the PL.

It’s all too safe and comfy at Brighton, surely a balls to the floor all out drunken rock fest from hell is much more of a welcome distraction come a weekend... or have we grown too accustomed to sideways sideways and the comfort blanket of a well earned 2-0 defeat ?

Have we forgotten how to be entertained?

Are we entertained?

Nah, I want some dry ice, hair spray and some ****ing Marshall stacks and, and by God a Hammond B3.

 

[Swansman]

Whilst I agree that dying hair is not cool, I still maintain that his Rock God credentials and gung-ho football style would bring a much needed vibe and entertainment value to the rather safe haircut world of the PL.

It’s all too safe and comfy at Brighton, surely a balls to the floor all out drunken rock fest from hell is much more of a welcome distraction come a weekend... or have we grown too accustomed to sideways sideways and the comfort blanket of a well earned 2-0 defeat ?

Have we forgotten how to be entertained?

Are we entertained?

Nah, I want some dry ice, hair spray and some ****ing Marshall stacks and, and by God a Hammond B3.

Ehhrm... have you watched them play? I think you draw a bit too much conclusions from this bloke having long hair... buying a myth.

Gung-ho football? They usually play some kind of entrenchement 1-0 football.

But sure, if you get very entertained by someone having long hair, there's going to be plenty of fun.

That said, he has done a great job with Wycombe and deserves to get the chance in a bigger club at some point.

 

[Is it PotG?]

They have taken it seriously, but they don't understand the premise.

It's equivalent to how people decided that Johnson was their go to man at the last general election. Except in reverse, obviously.

Wonderful shoehorning of politics.

I'll offer up Margaret Beckett then.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Should have been a Crodo thread then we could have had a poll of all the obvious answers, some random bird famous for getting out her thrupennies and Ruel Fox.

Actually, I'll go for Ruel Fox.

 

[bhadebenhams]

Never should of been sacked by Dick TIGHT in the first place and took us to a higher finish in the table than Graham Pott-her in SEVENTH yet everyone overlooks except ME the football god that is Dean (swoon) Wilkins

 

[Robinjakarta]

I'd go for Junior, he/she knows everything about coaching and managering

Good call. Perhaps with an assistant to make sure we're solid at the back.