Lord Bracknell
On fire
Discuss the thrills, the spills, the resignation rumours and the appalling refereeing in this thread.
Guinness Boy said:Scott and Donna from Chemlsford eh? Let me guess your day started with a cup of Jasmine tea each while discussing Jung before devouring the Guardian and noting how Julie Burchill has remodelled her prose on a less post modern version of femininsm.
Then Donna tearfully kissed Scott goodbye as he jumped in to his Alfa in front of the exquisitly styled yet minamalist Chelmsford love nest she wondered just what would she do whilst he excercised his manly rights to purge his excessive testosterone.
Or did you perhaps get up with a hangover before cursing that you ran out of Lambert and Butler, thus making Scott late and him having to go out with his fake Tommy Hilfiger unironed.
Oh f*** it love, I'll have that shag if you can get over to Daikanyama before the pikey realises the reason you're not there isn't because you forgot to charge your pay as you go mobile again.
Kylies Stunt Arse said:Another character assination courtesy of the Guinness Boy Self Esteem Destruction Service - Japan Branch.
Are you going get to Withdean this season GB?
Guinness Boy said:Hopefully January for the Barnsley or Oldham game then April with any luck and maybe Wrexham away if I'm very very lucky.
Do I know you? Have you changed user names?
Oh and C'mmmoooonnnn you super seagulls!
Guinness Boy said:Aha. Melbourne? Cinemas? If so break those chains in Jan and come to the Welly for some