[Humour] Albion star scientifically proven to be the most attractive in Premier League

[Monkey Man]

You know it's total rubbish when you read Söyüncü made the top ten.....the bloke looks like he lives under a bridge!

Off topic – am I the only one who sings his name to the Why Don't You? theme tune?

On topic – my wife quite fancies Duffy.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I can sexistly confirm that Jakob is pretty hot totty. To balance things up for Junior, if I was attracted to the ladies, I think Ellie Brazil would be my pin-up girl.

 

[wunt be druv]

Just shown Mrs.Wunt be Druv his picture, and for the first time ever is suddenly interested in Brighton and Hove Albion players....

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Good article, now rate their knobs....

Shall we leave that to Ms Price in the case of Mr Duffy?

 

[A1X]

Stupid sexy Moder…

 

[Whitechapel]

and who are the sexiest female players ? - asking for a friend of course.....

Madelene Wright was until she retired





Retired to post photos of herself naked on the internet

 

[Easy 10]

Ben White has my missus dripping like a busted fridge.

 

[Frutos]

My husband has a thing for Trossard, although he does like Moder too.

 

[smillie's garden]

Jakub Moder, he's not sh1t
He scored against England,
And he is quite fit.

(To "I'm a Lumberjack" approx)

Coat retrieved

 

[Is it PotG?]

and who are the sexiest female players ? - asking for a friend of course.....

It's not right I know, and I am seeking help but Lucy Bronze.....well.

 

[Swansman]

My.... wife.... likes Neal Maupay.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Attractiveness isn’t just the shape of a face, but personally I look at eyes. There should be a twinkle in the eyes, showing a sense of humour but also kindness.

Out of the current team, I think Pascal Groß is my pick for attractiveness.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Our own Haydon Roberts deserves an honourable mention if this article is a spoof

 

[marcos3263]

Madelene Wright was until she retired

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Retired to post photos of herself naked on the internet

I went looking for these photos for research purposes.......found her Instagram page and photos are all too much make up and bronzer

preferred the more natural look as above.

however as I am twice her age, balding and fat my opinion means **** all

good luck to her

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oh dear. Poor old SockBoy ain't gonna like that. Didn't even make the top 20

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[Sarisbury Seagull]

Attractiveness isn’t just the shape of a face, but personally I look at eyes. There should be a twinkle in the eyes, showing a sense of humour but also kindness.

Out of the current team, I think Pascal Groß is my pick for attractiveness.

Really?! Some days I look at Gross and think he looks like a simpleton, other days he looks like a serial killer!

Beautiful Cruyff turn though!

 

[dsr-burnley]

I understand Ashley Barnes is consulting his lawyers about his omission.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I understand Ashley Barnes is consulting his lawyers about his omission.

He was a favourite of mine, but he had major competition here with Calde and Andrea Orlandi.

 

[nickbrighton]

Both my husband and I agree- we would not kick Moder out of bed, certainly one of the more attractive footballers from a gay perspective

 

[pasty]

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I wonder what method of editing allows "pussy" but not "*******"



Edit: same editing rules as NSC I see