el punal
Well-known member
As me and Mrs.Punal have bulked purchased ten years worth of bog rolls I shall appear at Saturday’s game dressed as a mummy.
Hot water in the toilet taps to be able to wash your hands properly, would be a good start.
I don’t think I’ve ever been able to wash my hands with hot water at the Amex since we moved there.
I have two major points relating to hygiene and not spreading viruses this Saturday .
(i) This relates to every game - when drinks / pints especially are served the staff usually hold the glass with 5 fingers around the top of the glass . So their fingers ( which contain bacteria , faecal matter and potentially viruses ) are touching the parts of the plastic glass that then goes into your mouth.
This is unhygienic and they should be trained to serve the glass holding it properly and they should also wear plastic gloves . Pretty simple really .
(ii) Security pat downs / checks outside . They have to stop this weekend .
If you have Covid 19 it is likely to be on your gloves , in your hat , on your shirt collar etc etc . So if you get searched or patted down outside it will then present itself on the gloves of the security person . That security person will then pat down several hundred people more and potentially infect a number of them . It does n't matter if they wear gloves they will still transfer the virus . It's a sure fire way of making sure the virus is transmitted to lots more people - assuming one person has it of course ( and that is probable ) .
I have two major points relating to hygiene and not spreading viruses this Saturday .
(i) This relates to every game - when drinks / pints especially are served the staff usually hold the glass with 5 fingers around the top of the glass . So their fingers ( which contain bacteria , faecal matter and potentially viruses ) are touching the parts of the plastic glass that then goes into your mouth.
This is unhygienic and they should be trained to serve the glass holding it properly and they should also wear plastic gloves . Pretty simple really .
(ii) Security pat downs / checks outside . They have to stop this weekend .
If you have Covid 19 it is likely to be on your gloves , in your hat , on your shirt collar etc etc . So if you get searched or patted down outside it will then present itself on the gloves of the security person . That security person will then pat down several hundred people more and potentially infect a number of them . It does n't matter if they wear gloves they will still transfer the virus . It's a sure fire way of making sure the virus is transmitted to lots more people - assuming one person has it of course ( and that is probable ) .
(i) take a straw with you
(ii) don't get caught trying to enter the ground with a straw. Probably banned.
This might result in panic buying from supporters leaving only one left.
That would certainly be the last straw.
Yes, and you'll find out who bought it all on Saturday afternoon. All fans will be required to by a small bottle (without tops) of Brighton and Hove Albion Souvenir Hand Sanitiser before being permitted to enter the ground.
......at the special matchday price of £5.00 (inly one per person, sorry)!
if the bar satff dip the fingers into the pint first, the alcohol will kill the germs before holding by the rim ?
So the drinks server wearing gloves stops viruses being transferred to the glass, but the security staff wearing gloves helps pass it on.
Seriously flawed logic there.
if the bar satff dip the fingers into the pint first, the alcohol will kill the germs before holding by the rim ?
Only if the alcohol content is 60% though? I recommend that they stop all beer and wine sales and mandate that its shots of Absinthe or nothing!
I'm looking forward to the Piglets Pantry 'Pandemic Pie' on Saturday. Lukewarm Wuhan bats wings in a classic Roman Carbonara sauce, served on a used serviette.
1901ers need to check the umbrella stand, keep them a safe distance apart.
What about HT's bespoke coat rack - wont the coats contaminate one another?