Albion release Navaro

[Woodchip]

Anyone know when Kanchelskis is going to sign?

 

[Philzo-93]

Christopher Columbus has announced he will sail west of Britain. The bookies have said that he will drop from the world at 5/1 whilst finding a new country at 25,000/1.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

France has fallen to the Nazis, we're DOOMED I tell ya DOOMED!

 

[BHA Swiifty]

BREAKING NEWS: Initial reports suggest that up to 2000 men and women are dead on board the new cruise liner the "Titanic" after coming into trouble.

 

[jackanada]

there's a new disease called AIDS, hope its just scaremongering.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I have been scratching at flee bits, i have been plagued by rats and now my armpits are swollen!

 

[Hamilton]

That Noah bloke is a right twat. Have you seen what he is building in his garden? Bell end.

 

[itszamora]

That Noah bloke is a right twat. Have you seen what he is building in his garden? Bell end.

I don't know, mate, have you seen the sky? Looks like it might rain a bit.

 

[Hamilton]

I don't know, mate, have you seen the sky? Looks like it might rain a bit.

Nah. There's a drought don't ya know!

 

[Oscar]

Mate of mine in London just called to say that smoke is coming from the bakery in Pudding Lane.

I'm sure it's nothing.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

The singularity of infinite density is what is concerning me !

 

[Storer 68]

Look, I'm telling you..................... Hitler will NEVER invade Poland