Albion - modern day myths

[Gerbil]

We will stay up

 

[Questions]

Severnside Gull rarely misses a game and thats why his opinion is so widely respected.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Steve Foster wants a multi-cultural society in Israel and Palestine.

 

[griff9]

Snoopy is actually craig davies in disguise! although that could be true

 

[vegster]

Most Brighton fans are drug users..... or alternatively most drug users are Brighton fans

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Ninja Elephant has a bird in Swindon.

Danny Seagull likes wanking.

Clearly, you've missed the point of this thread, after stating two facts.

How about this for a myth; Tommy Elphick isn't our best central defender.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Everybody on NSC is actually lovely in real life.

We won't have to wait any time at all for public transport to take us home after a match at Falmer.

Withdean's South Stand is now a Grade 1 Listed Building.

Billy Sharp cycled down to Brighton in order to plead with TB to sign him for a set of tracksuits.

Barry Lloyd is a long-standing member of MENSA & could've been the lead violinist with the Berlin Phil' at the age of 9.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Wrong account.

 

[Joshski]

NSC Chat is the most reliable 'source' of all Brighton gossip.

 

[Mellotron]

Glenn Murray is a lazy wantaway good for nothing Northern ****.

Joel Lynch isn't good enough to play in the Championship.

We will go down this season.

Micky Adams knew EXACTLY what he was doing second time around.

 

[Beach Hut]

Gareth Barry was a talentless waste of space on a football pitch and would never make it.

 

[vegster]

John Terry is a " Box to Box " player....... trouble is those boxes are not on the pitch.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The quality & choice of food 'n' drink from the catering vans at Withdean is 'second to none'.

 

[raymondbriggs]

Kuipers is a brilliant keeper

 

[dougdeep]

Kuipers isn't a brilliant keeper.

 

[Harty]

Matt Hicks is now working in a Blackpool drag club as Iris Stew

 

[raymondbriggs]

hart has flounced from NSC.never to return

 

[Taybha]

 

[KneeOn]

Every seasonticket holder is a superfan, every non STH is a bad fan.

Starting to support brighton after playing up in Gills is treason

Fans who start really supporting the club, as in starting to go to games - because their father is a closeted nottingham forest fan and despite trying coudl never bring him self to do it (or money was an issue) AFTER the last relegation are very smart people

Withdean is going to be used in the world cup as long as we get some atmosphere going!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Harty wants a healthy clientbase.