Sorry for all that tuned in hoping to hear Gangster Al's world cup song. He was probably drunk following the news that he'd won caller of the year with 40% of the vote.
I believe Gangster Al was involved in a dismembering somewhere near Polegate and sadly as these things have to be done under cover of darkness, he didn't arrive home til just after 10pm. He did however put down his secateurs to give you this message ' Now listens don't be f***ing havin a go at these lads cos it's all gone a bit wrong they might stick mascara dahn their japs eye and write each others initials on each other's bollocks in lipstick when their Mums go out, but Scotty, Chapman and the other one entertain you lot occasionally on a Sunday evening. Then he spoke to his gangster colleague and said 'Oi Harry get rid of that fackin green rosette up for facks sake'.
He also said how delighted he was to win caller of the year with 40% of that vote welled up a bit and went on about how much he loved Beachy and had decided not to dump in the Adur in a concrete wardrobe.