Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Crivens! Bologna sounds/looks right up my cul-de-sac (apart from the racism, obviously). I hope you got the Thunderflash Merchants to start singing "Is that all you take away?" to the paltry(ish) Milano turnout. Be rude not to, I'd have thought. 
ps I can see a distinct lack of PONCHOS in them pics. Maybe you could see if The Albion have a stockpile of said plastic garments so you can buy 'em up; turn 'em inside out; & get Uncle Hiney to create some Bologna-based marker pen magic? Just think of the number of explosive devices the saucy local Ultras could sneak into the stadium under them 100% waterproof icons of Brighton Cool.
Nice little earner for someone.

ps I can see a distinct lack of PONCHOS in them pics. Maybe you could see if The Albion have a stockpile of said plastic garments so you can buy 'em up; turn 'em inside out; & get Uncle Hiney to create some Bologna-based marker pen magic? Just think of the number of explosive devices the saucy local Ultras could sneak into the stadium under them 100% waterproof icons of Brighton Cool.
Nice little earner for someone.
