[Albion] Albion Awards Dinner

[Ludensian Gull]

Can’t work out if your serious or not !!

Unbelievable if your not to be honest.

He's serious, watching it myself

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Awards evening you say?

Presenter: Here are the categories tonight;
"Worst Pass"
"Most time spent shouting at a team mate"
"Most shots taken" (this is a wooden spoon)
"Shittest player bought from Holland for more than 10 Million"
"The Dale Stephens award for walking diagonally backwards in a shopping centre"
"Chris Hughton's Special Award for Most Time Spent in Own Half"
"Most offsides (2 points for being really obvious)" - no actual competition here so given to Glenn in his hotel room
"Public Transport of the Year (Southern Trains disqualified on the basis that you actually have to attempt to provide a service)"

Motivational message of the year award:

Paul Barber’s Monday pre-Cardiff email inbox message.
Andy Bajaña Hungry Like The Wolves point earning Twitter ditty

 

[AmexRuislip]

Awards evening you say?

Presenter: Here are the categories tonight;
"Worst Pass"
"Most time spent shouting at a team mate"
"Most shots taken" (this is a wooden spoon)
"Shittest player bought from Holland for more than 10 Million"
"The Dale Stephens award for walking diagonally backwards in a shopping centre"
"Chris Hughton's Special Award for Most Time Spent in Own Half"
"Most offsides (2 points for being really obvious)" - no actual competition here so given to Glenn in his hotel room
"Public Transport of the Year (Southern Trains disqualified on the basis that you actually have to attempt to provide a service)"

Could you image Dale Stephen's on a generic football dating site, pass right pass left............
Or supermarket sweeper...............
Blankety Blank passes...........

 

[Winker]

Awards evening you say?

Presenter: Here are the categories tonight;
"Worst Pass"
"Most time spent shouting at a team mate"
"Most shots taken" (this is a wooden spoon)
"Shittest player bought from Holland for more than 10 Million"
"The Dale Stephens award for walking diagonally backwards in a shopping centre"
"Chris Hughton's Special Award for Most Time Spent in Own Half"
"Most offsides (2 points for being really obvious)" - no actual competition here so given to Glenn in his hotel room
"Public Transport of the Year (Southern Trains disqualified on the basis that you actually have to attempt to provide a service)"

 

[Guinness Boy]

Could you image Dale Stephen's on a generic football dating site, pass right pass left............
Or supermarket sweeper...............
Blankety Blank passes...........

 

[Weststander]

Awards evening you say?

Presenter: Here are the categories tonight;
"Worst Pass"
"Most time spent shouting at a team mate"
"Most shots taken" (this is a wooden spoon)
"Shittest player bought from Holland for more than 10 Million"
"The Dale Stephens award for walking diagonally backwards in a shopping centre"
"Chris Hughton's Special Award for Most Time Spent in Own Half"
"Most offsides (2 points for being really obvious)" - no actual competition here so given to Glenn in his hotel room
"Public Transport of the Year (Southern Trains disqualified on the basis that you actually have to attempt to provide a service)"

“The CMS Award for the training ground bleep test champion”.
“The Davy Propper Award (sponsored by Unibond) for the most static outfield player”.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...or Mastermind

"You got 0 points with no passes."

 

[AmexRuislip]

...or Mastermind

"You got 0 points with no passes."

Pointless

 

[BN9 BHA]

Who has won the best dressed player award, or worse dressed?
I've seen some photos

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Nice touch by Knocky there.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Stroppiest git on the pitch award

Best Gallic shrug after losing the ball award

The most impressive loss of form from last season award

The player who’s bedded the least classy woman award

The most passes straight into touch award

The player who’s made the most passes to f*cking no one award

I’ll stop now. I’m making myself sad and cross.

 

[BNthree]

Nice touch by Knocky there.

What did he do?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

What did he do?

He gave his award to Sam Harwood who had cancer and now raises money for Cancer kids charity.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Lewis Dunk - Players player of the year.

Goal of the season - Knocky's at Selhurst.

 

[Ernest]

Who won goal of the month for April

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

There is an annoying person who keeps trying clap when people are talking.

 

[Thompson720]

Tell me about it.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Shane Duffy the obvious and correct choice, massively deserved.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Do NSC sometimes have a table?

4th from bottom

 

[LamieRobertson]

Could you image Dale Stephen's on a generic football dating site, pass right pass left............
Or supermarket sweeper...............
Blankety Blank passes...........

If he won an award might be a problem if it meant walking forwards....maybe they could have the stage at the side