Alan Partridge or Alan Pardew mad?

[AmexRuislip]

My wife genuinely asked me this morning, if Alan Partridge was the manager of Palarse.
I have not stopped laughing at the thought of this being true.
Have tried to see if there is any video of Pardew saying aha, but unfortunately I cannot find anything.
So over to you geniuses

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Whilst i don't mind wasting my time typing a reply to this thread,i have no intention wasting any time even bothering to check...... call me boring.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Well one's a narcisisstic comedian and the other's a narcissistic comedian, so I can well understand your wife's confusion.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Whilst i don't mind wasting my time typing a reply to this thread,i have no intention wasting any time even bothering to check...... call me boring.

Fair do's, either I posted this thread or cleaned the cat litter tray out....choices

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Fair do's, either I posted this thread or cleaned the cat litter tray out....choices

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Come into the WAGs Lounge Lynn, these are SEX people!"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Shit, did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine!"

 

[tinycowboy]

"Dan's a fantastic man! He really is. I was talking to him early and he asked me what kind of phone I had and I said a Motorola Timeport. And he said, 'that's saaad, you want to upgrade'. I said, so do you - to a new face. He nearly soiled himself! He said he was laughing so hard he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils, and that made me laugh. But...my nostrils were clear."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Dan's a fantastic man! He really is. I was talking to him early and he asked me what kind of phone I had and I said a Motorola Timeport. And he said, 'that's saaad, you want to upgrade'. I said, so do you - to a new face. He nearly soiled himself! He said he was laughing so hard he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils, and that made me laugh. But...my nostrils were clear."

 

[NooBHA]

I am having a bet on Pardew to be first manager to be sacked in Premiership next year.

He had two of the best wingers at his disposal in the Premiership last year and only stayed up because the 2 relegated teams last year were absolutely in turmoil in terms of the Managers they appointed to try and keep them up and Norwich had a Manager out of his depth at that level

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Managed to get kicked out of a hotel in Vegas for doing this whilst horribly drunk.

The Dan I was with didn't see the funny side...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Managed to get kicked out of a hotel in Vegas for doing this whilst horribly drunk.

The Dan I was with didn't see the funny side...

Top work there fella!

 

[ManOfSussex]

I just imagine Pardew driving like this though. I bet he does.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At home with the Pardews.

 

[AK74]

Available in a WH Smith bargain bin, circa 2017.

 

[tiberious]

Whilst i don't mind wasting my time typing a reply to this thread,i have no intention wasting any time even bothering to check...... call me boring.

Boring.....there you go

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]