Like everybody else I'm shocked and saddened by the sudden and untimely death of the England LEGEND Alan Ball (youngest of the 1966 team I believe). However so we can sort of 'smile through our tears' when I heard the news I did remember two stories he told about himself. Rather than pollute the 'RIP' thread I thought I'd tell them here:
First one concerns the 1966 final and 'that' goal. Ball always maintains he should have got a lot of the credit for it. He knew the ref would probably consult the linesman so whilst the other players we congratulating Hurst he ran over to the linesman shouting "Goal! Goal! Goal!" When the ref came over the linesman apparently just nodded his head and said "Goal!"
The second one was taking the piss out of his managerial skills. He'd just been sacked from Man City (I think) and at the same time Graeme Sharp was the manager of Oldham who were struggling. The fans were chanting "Sharp out! Sharp out!" when somebody shouted:
"Shut up you lot or we'll get Alan Ball!"
(pause)
"One Graeme Sharp! There's only one Graeme Sharp!"
... and another one which I've just remembered: Ball saw an old woman struggling with her shopping. He went over and said
"Can you manage love?"
The answer came back: "Better than you!"
Sorry you never lived to see England regain the Cup Alan. Mind you I probably won't either.
First one concerns the 1966 final and 'that' goal. Ball always maintains he should have got a lot of the credit for it. He knew the ref would probably consult the linesman so whilst the other players we congratulating Hurst he ran over to the linesman shouting "Goal! Goal! Goal!" When the ref came over the linesman apparently just nodded his head and said "Goal!"
The second one was taking the piss out of his managerial skills. He'd just been sacked from Man City (I think) and at the same time Graeme Sharp was the manager of Oldham who were struggling. The fans were chanting "Sharp out! Sharp out!" when somebody shouted:
"Shut up you lot or we'll get Alan Ball!"
(pause)
"One Graeme Sharp! There's only one Graeme Sharp!"
... and another one which I've just remembered: Ball saw an old woman struggling with her shopping. He went over and said
"Can you manage love?"
The answer came back: "Better than you!"
Sorry you never lived to see England regain the Cup Alan. Mind you I probably won't either.