Al Queda have put a bounty on Kofi Annans head!

[Trigger]

I am going to blow my FUSE in a minute if you lot don't stop!

 

[alan partridge]

FUDGE packer

 

[alan partridge]

SMARTIE

hang on hang on, smarties aren't a chocolate bar!
unless you're employing some kind of BLACK MAGIC

 

[Barnet Seagull]

NSC All Gold?

 

[Simster]

That's rubbish. It would fall off his head as soon as he gave us a TWIRL.

 

[jmc]

That's rubbish. It would fall off his head as soon as he gave us a TWIRL.

no it would fall off coz his hair is all CURLY WURLY!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

That's rubbish. It would fall off his head as soon as he gave us a TWIRL.

Poor effort, suppose it does deserve a RIPPLE of applause though

 

[tedebear]

wheres YORKIE when you need a sensible answer?

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

When I go home tonight, I hope my bus will be a DOUBLE DECKER.

 

[Artois]

I am going to blow my FUSE in a minute if you lot don't stop!

Don't be such a CHOMP.

 

[Trigger]

Q. How do you protect your car when it rains?

A. Use a CARAMAC.



*Removing coat from peg as we speak*

 

[Gazwag]

When I go home tonight, I hope my bus will be a DOUBLE DECKER.

Make sure you catch the right one though and not the 690 as that goes to MARS via the MILKY WAY


:I have my coat on and I'm by the door already:

 

[jmc]

dont get the bus, walk from town to town and become a DRIFTER!

 

[Artois]

I thought I'd try and dairy MILK some more out of this thread.

 

[Normal Rob]

I'm REVELling in all this tomfoolery

 

[Les Biehn]

 

[Dave the OAP]

there are too many SMARTIE pants on here at the moment.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Haven't we matured from this TOPIC?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

When it comes to the CRUCNHie, none of this is funny

 

[Cian]

You're like a bunch of 1690s MINSTRELS, yabbering away about pointlessness... although the music is missing.

(god that one was bad)