Al Murray to stand for FUKP against Nigel Farage in South Thanet...

[Titanic]

The Pub Landlord will take on the UKIP leader for the Kent constituency of South Thanet under the banner of the Free United Kingdom Party.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/al-murray-to-stand-against-nigel-farage-in-the-general-election-9978014.html

 

[pastafarian]

excellent stuff

 

[WhingForPresident]

One trick pony, and the trick is shite.

Things must be desperate when you're relying on lame PR stunts to get people to buy tickets for your upcoming tour.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Excellent. He's a very clever man.

 

[vegster]

One trick pony, and the trick is shite.

Things must be desperate when you're relying on lame PR stunts to get people to buy tickets for your upcoming tour.

When is Farage going on tour ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"One character, you've only got one character"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I am not sure the Germans are up for it any more.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

One trick pony, and the trick is shite.

Things must be desperate when you're relying on lame PR stunts to get people to buy tickets for your upcoming tour.

I don't think it's particularly lame.

And I think he is actually making a political point, rather than or as well as trying to get people to buy tickets

 

[sten]

excellent stuff

Utter unfunny tit, surprised at your pasty

 

[pastafarian]

Utter unfunny tit,

who me or him?

 

[Diego Napier]

One trick pony, and the trick is shite.

Things must be desperate when you're relying on lame PR stunts to get people to buy tickets for your upcoming tour.

He is a one trick pony, shite and completely desperate but you can't say he doesn't have an eye for an opportunity.

He's managed to sucker in a lot of numbskulls since his comedy tours started in 2010 and unfortunately, I don't think Murray has any chance of beating him.

 

[grubbyhands]

Well, he'd better not be doing that on 17th February 'cos he will be entertaining me and Ms. Grubbyhands at the New Victoria Theatre, Woking.

 

[vegster]

Utter unfunny tit, surprised at your pasty

What's in it ?

 

[Guinness Boy]

"We all know that people come here because it's the greatest country on earth. What we have to do is make it a whole lot worse. Look no further."

 

[Tricky Dicky]

One trick pony, and the trick is shite.

Things must be desperate when you're relying on lame PR stunts to get people to buy tickets for your upcoming tour.

Well put, sums up Farage nicely

 

[sten]

who me or him?

You of course

 

[WhingForPresident]

When is Farage going on tour ?

He is a one trick pony, shite and completely desperate but you can't say he doesn't have an eye for an opportunity.

He's managed to sucker in a lot of numbskulls since his comedy tours started in 2010 and unfortunately, I don't think Murray has any chance of beating him.

Well put, sums up Farage nicely

This is great banter, it really is.

 

[Rogero]

Murray will never get in.He should stick to tennis.

 

[Surf's Up]

Ha ha. Politicos will self-righteously howl this down but its actually quite amusing (despite the "Enrest" nature of his comedy) and sums up the current fiasco that is British politics quite well IMHO.

 

[East Preston Gull]

One trick pony v one trick pony. One of them is pony and the other only has one trick.