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Airplane
- Thread starter Superphil
- Start date
Nigella's Cream Pie
Fingerlickin good
The script:
http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/airplane.txt
Extract:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/airplane.txt
Extract:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
Hillian1
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Shirley you can't be serious?
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"This man is very sick. He needs to get to a hospital"
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in, but that's not important right now"
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in, but that's not important right now"
GreersElbow
New member
One of my favourite films. Leslie neilson is a legend in his own right
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
Watched it on DVD with the missus last night. Absolute Classic. Nielsen at his best!
"I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
"I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
GreersElbow
New member
"have you ever seen a full grown man naked?"
Norman Potting
Well-known member
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
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Brilliant stuff. Like I said - absolute classic
Indeed. One of my favourite movies ever. Never stops being funny.
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"Captain: how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell".
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor"
"No I mean I'm just not sure"
"Well can't you take a guess?"
"Well...not for another two hours"
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
"I can't tell".
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor"
"No I mean I'm just not sure"
"Well can't you take a guess?"
"Well...not for another two hours"
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
Even the characters on the periphery of the main cast create brilliant moments!
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m20gull
Well-known member
Sheer joy. Still laughing now.