Ahhnuuus kissing of Cristiano Ronaldo

[Jam The Man]

Anyone else getting fed up of the commentators (particularly Clive Tyldsley) constantly going on and on about how wonderful they think Ronaldo is. Yes he's the best player in the world, but get your tongue out of his arsehole before you get stuck...

In the game the other day he described a Ronaldo throw-in as "the sort of throw-in' only Ronaldo could take" ... NO it was just a throw-in...

 

[barney]

messi is better

 

[Hiney]

messi is better

But he's actually not is he?

Not yet anyway.

The ITV commentators are really getting on my TITS. Why can't they just commentate on the GAME, instead of constantly searching for a ridiculous TWIST on everything they say. It's a shame the Digital TV boys can't just set up a feed of the crowd noise so we don't have to put up with these irritating WANKERS who just love the sound of their own voices.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I don't mind Tydlsley, but his main problem is he's always looking for a "can Manchester United score, they always score" line which will make him look a genius.

Lightning doesn't strike twice, he should just go back to basics.

 

[pasty]

The ITV commentators are really getting on my TITS.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. 1 year, 51 weeks to the day in fact

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=78574&highlight=david+pleat

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

My fave is EVERY time Ronaldo shoots the commentator tries to scream ROOONNNAAALLLLdo.... oh no it's gone 6 miles wide.

 

[barney]

But he's actually not is he?

...no, he is

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

...no, he is

no where near.. and I HATE Ronaldo. But unfortunately he is far and away the best there is

 

[barney]

no where near.. and I HATE Ronaldo. But unfortunately he is far and away the best there is

nah.

 

[Hiney]

...no, he is

Prove it

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

...no, he is

Messi has only one foot.

That's the difference.

 

[Gazwag]

Surely you have realised by now ITV is WELUVMUTV

 

[Scoffers]

You could always use the MUTE button

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

You could always use the MUTE button

 

[butchy]

Ronaldo doesnt DOMINATE the game like true greats do...quite often he has moments of brilliance but goes anonymous for a while. Messi did show him up in the champs league he was a fiend

 

[Race]

IF RONALDO WAS MADE OF CHOCOLATE HE'D f***ing EAT HIMSELF. ALWAYS LOOKING AT HIMSELF ON THE BIG SCREEN. ALSO GETTING A BIT FED UP OF EVERYONE FALLING OVER WHEN SOMEONE GOES NEAR THEM. HOPEFULLY THE ENGLISH REF WONT GET SUCKED IN BY IT.

rant over

 

[mattb]

i swear to god if that presenter on ITV refers to him as "you-know-who" again im gonna run to their studio and get him

 

[haardman]

I have to say that the Crowd Noise Only is a winner (I think Sky do it don't they?)
It basically means that the crowd commentates on the match for you, instead of some idiot commentator getting excited about Ronaldo's thighs.

Also far more socially acceptable in a group situation where not everyone is interested in the footy.

"And you have to say" that Motty needs putting out to grass - he's a bit like Murray Walker in his last couple of years. Verging on senile.

Also Mark "what a shot that was, by the way" Lawrenson is almost as bad.