Agustien

[Driver8]

https://twitter.com/KemyAgustien/status/568834003693920258/photo/1

Does he actually go outside looking like that?

 

[smudge]

Does he actually go outside looking like that?

Still has his lickers though; un frigging believable. Stealing a living.

 

[Tarpon]

Still has his lickers though; un frigging believable. Stealing a living.

Yep. Nice 'work' if you can get it. The bloke is a parasite. Scum.

 

[Screaming J]

https://twitter.com/KemyAgustien/status/568834003693920258/photo/1

Right, that's it. I think he's genuinely lost it and the reason the club aren't playing him is that he's got a screw loose. I am beginning to think, therefore, that he deserves our sympathy and support, rather than our condemnation, while he gets his head straight. Its the only explanation I can come up with.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I've come to regard the Kemy Agustein as a living sculpture, and a clever satire on late modern culture or something. Possibly done by the people behind KLF or some other clever people. Thinking in this way makes it a lot easier to cope with pictures like the ones on this thread.

Either that or as Screaming J says above, the man needs urgent help.

 

[symyjym]

 

[Dan Aitch]

What else would you do with all that money rolling in, only two hours a day to have to be at work, and guaranteed weekends off? It's a wonder he hasn't started his own business.

 

[Lethargic]

What else would you do with all that money rolling in, only two hours a day to have to be at work, and guaranteed weekends off? It's a wonder he hasn't started his own business.

But he has started his own business - you can hire him every weekend for children's parties. In footballing terms the man is an insult and a waste of oxygen but for pure entertainment he may have a future his clothing choice is just comical.

 

[Zukey Seagull]

why does he have the swansea background on that twitter page?
unless that was ages ago. but jeez what the hell does he look like.

 

[Stat Brother]

Even I'd look like I had a 6 pack if I'd jumped into an ice bath.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Does he actually go outside looking like that?

I blame Paddy for introducing him to park bench life.

 

[Zukey Seagull]

always made me wonder, who took the photo of him in there?

 

[Justice]

Can you imagine what Hughton thinks when he comes into training dressed like a boyband wannabe gone wrong.

 

[Motogull]

why does he have the swansea background on that twitter page?
unless that was ages ago. but jeez what the hell does he look like.

I was wondering that too. Maybe we've loaned him back and he's updated his twitter before the announcement?

 

[golddene]

Right, that's it. I think he's genuinely lost it and the reason the club aren't playing him is that he's got a screw loose. I am beginning to think, therefore, that he deserves our sympathy and support, rather than our condemnation, while he gets his head straight. Its the only explanation I can come up with.

I think you may be on to something there, no one in their right frame of mind would allow a career in top end football with all the riches and esteem that follows would allow that to wither and die, the fellow deserves our sympathy and support, not the constant criticism and derogatory remarks he receives on here and other media sites, we have to give him the benefit of doubt. Either that or he is just taking the p**s i really hope its the former for us as supporters to be able to understand why it has come to this but i also hope for his sake it is the latter and he is a just a tw*t.

 

[Stat Brother]

What about this for an explanation [MENTION=2414]Screaming J[/MENTION].

He's being paid a pooh load of cash and doesn't have to lift a finger for it.

Yours, mine and everybody else's twatter feed would look exactly the same, if we were handsomely rewarded to not do something we don't care about.

The guy is a genius.

 

[BensGrandad]

I cannot understand why people keep feeding Agustein, he doesnt show it on the field for us so either get rid or totally ignore him.

 

[WATFORD zero]

He could be the latest in a long line of comedy geniuses

 

[ditchy]

Does he actually go outside looking like that?

What with Paddy and his White lightning .The pair look like a couple of tramps down on the seafront arches .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Now he is dissing Little Leon


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