Zimbabwean outfit Wankie FC
Botswana Meat Commission FC
or Botswana, surely the Promised Land of funny football club names. In addition to the Meat Commission you can also expect to find Naughty Boys, Killer Giants, Golden Bush, Man Machine, Home Sweepers, and the shaving advert-esque Triple Action.
One of my faves
Total Big Bullets from Malawi
or
King Faisal Babies of Ghana