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Advice Needed - NSFW!!!



Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
Yeah, you need to speak to her, at the very least to find out what happened after you left, you never know it might be ok. Just play it cool and try not to make a big thing about it, but let her know that it's not a big deal, as others have said she's probably proper embarrassed, girls tend to take these things slightly worse than blokes :lolol:

Mabye Text her something now so she gets it as soon as her phone's on, but make it good as it's the first contact since the incident. Good luck :thumbsup:
 














Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Do the old fashioned thing, send her a soppy card in the post telling her you really do love her (and ask when her parents are going away again!)
 




porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
Did they catch when you were taking her up the arse? if so i can see why they were not very happy.
i know if i had a daughter i wouldnt want her to take it up there
 




NF9

New member
Feb 24, 2009
3,440
Brighton
Atrocious thread. BAN HIM!?! :jester:


(Why were you doing her near the front door?)
 


I've been seeing this girl now for a month or so. She's a couple of years younger and wanted to keep the relationship between us for now.
So yesterday, her parents had left for a 5 day stay in their holiday house in Devon. She invited me round to stay so I got there about 8.
We didn't waste much time. We were both completely naked, up against the wall banging away when the front door opens. In comes her parents!

They didn't say a word, I quickly got changed and went ....

Leaving her to face her parents alone.
Swift move, 'Romeo' :nono:
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Disappointed to hear that you didn't run down the street with one trouser leg in trying to get the other one in as well.
 


strings

Moving further North...
Feb 19, 2006
9,969
Barnsley
The question that has been bugging me, since I first read this thread (over an hour ago now, and I am still wondering) is why did her parents return.

Did they forget something, or were they trying to catch their daughter out?
 


Haydn-4

New member
May 4, 2008
280
The Lab.
The question that has been bugging me, since I first read this thread (over an hour ago now, and I am still wondering) is why did her parents return.

Did they forget something, or were they trying to catch their daughter out?

Odd I was thinking that too. This is almost as mysterious as a plane going down over the atlantic.
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,037
West, West, West Sussex
The question that has been bugging me, since I first read this thread (over an hour ago now, and I am still wondering) is why did her parents return.

Did they forget something, or were they trying to catch their daughter out?

Left the iron on ?
 




SeagullEd

New member
Jan 18, 2008
788
Sound so unbelievably skins-esque I am forced to ask...

are you someone who is inclined to sing 'killing me softly' with their mother playing the piano and stalk older, rich men?
 






Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
The correct procedure to follow when banging girlfriend against the wall when parents walk in is to carry on humping whilst looking over your shoulder at them and shouting "Thank god you've come"..hopefully this will buy you enough time to think of your next move.

BTW Bromley...Your last two threads have been on:

1. Deflowering a virgin then giving her the spanish archer
2. Ruining an 18 year olds life by shagging her in front of her folks.

I think you're either on a wind up or are a bit peculiar.
 


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