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Tomo1794

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Apr 7, 2009
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Leighton Buzzard
Having had to put up with American TV adverts for the last 3 years I really miss the UK ones which I thought were generally witty and treated you like an adult. The ads here try to be funny, but with a few exceptions fail abysmally, and treat all viewers as being virtually brain dead. They are saturated with adverts for crappy beers like Bud, Coors and MGD - and erectile dysfunction, which is probably caused by buying the crappy beers………

Saying that, I f***ing hate the Coors advert which is on in the UK at the moment! Does my head in!
 




DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
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Saying that, I f***ing hate the Coors advert which is on in the UK at the moment! Does my head in!

118 118 with two people pretending to be david bedford.

It works because i remember the number, but it doesn't work because I would never use it.

And the Meerkat advert was initially brilliant - the first one. Now they have just (over)done it to death.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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The BASTARD Planitherm ones with two gossipy women discussing windows over a fence and one of them says "Sounds a bit like us, doesn't it! Pam and Fern!". NO, NO IT DOESN'T SOUND REMOTELY LIKE IT, YOU CRONES, well not unless you're a desperate advertising executive trying to make windows sound even the slightest bit interesting. Does my head in.

But not quite as much as that complete fuckwit mock Italian guy who appears in the Ladbrokes adverts that accompany every break in ITV's Champions' League coverage. The one who runs out of an executive box waving his betting slip and yelling "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS! NIL NIL, FIFTEEN MINOOTS! GRAZIE!" while all the other bemused punters look on. That actually makes me want to throw my TV out of the window. As if it wasn't bad enough having to listen to Chiles, Townsend and Tyldesley, even ITV's CL adverts are unbearably irritating too.

It's what the mute button was invented for :angry:
 




Tomo1794

New member
Apr 7, 2009
967
Leighton Buzzard
The BASTARD Planitherm ones with two gossipy women discussing windows over a fence and one of them says "Sounds a bit like us, doesn't it! Pam and Fern!". NO, NO IT DOESN'T SOUND REMOTELY LIKE IT, YOU CRONES, well not unless you're a desperate advertising executive trying to make windows sound even the slightest bit interesting. Does my head in.

But not quite as much as that complete fuckwit mock Italian guy who appears in the Ladbrokes adverts that accompany every break in ITV's Champions' League coverage. The one who runs out of an executive box waving his betting slip and yelling "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS! NIL NIL, FIFTEEN MINOOTS! GRAZIE!" while all the other bemused punters look on. That actually makes me want to throw my TV out of the window. As if it wasn't bad enough having to listen to Chiles, Townsend and Tyldesley, even ITV's CL adverts are unbearably irritating too.

It's what the mute button was invented for :angry:

The Ladbrokes one is definitely up there for being annoying!!!
 




Seagull on the wing

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Sep 22, 2010
7,458
Hailsham
Arrrrrgggggh. My eyes. My ears. My blood pressure.
Why is he dressed like a really shite magician?
Bstard

That's the one....thanks...ees complicated and James...just ruined my evening...now I'm going to have a few more vodkas...I hate the slimy git.......a pane (pain) in the ar*e....drinky poos anyone??
 


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