[Football] Adolf H in talks with Crystal Palace

[AlexBH]

12-1 currently on SkyBet.

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But it’d be a real shock if they weren’t to snatch dear Old Roy away from his Warhammer games at the Croydon carehome, reanimate him, fill him with crack and get him at the helm again.

What a great list. Some fantastic choices there. Some relegation specialists and managers with experience of being a team close to relegation with the likes of Hodgson, Lampard, Bielsa and Marsch. Special mention for Hodgson for his recent experience of relegating Watford.

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

Would he call Zaha
Herr Herr.........

I think he'll just call him Der Stuka

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Is being a dick a full time job for you ?

Harsh?

 

[schmunk]

Is being a dick a full time job for you ?

What's the matter - too soon...?

 

[Badger Boy]

Hütter has only got one ball
Parish has two, but very small
Zaha is somewhat sim-lah
And poor Mateta has no balls at all.

Just to give this the full credit it deserves - I've been singing this for the last hour or so and I've sent it to the Palace fan I know and mostly tolerate.

Brilliant work.

 

[Titanic]

Hütter has only got one ball
Parish has two, but very small
Zaha is somewhat sim-lah
And poor Mateta has no balls at all.

Not sure I would have dignified Mateta with a mention... perhaps "Freedman is somewhat sim-lah, and poor old Zaha has no balls at all!"

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Lampard would be a great fit. He can't finally secure the relegation he's been working towards.

Hodgson would be funny.

Adolf H may be a PR disaster.

Fat Frank with Stevie Gerrard as his number two perhaps? that should work well.

I think Adolph would have to change his name if he were to apply.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Surely Kjetil Knutson is worth a shot?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Surely Kjetil Knutson is worth a shot?

He is tainted goods to Palarse though, as he was once in talks with us.