When you say "every time", you actually mean "once". A bit like when you say "youth" team, you actually mean "ought to be easily competitive enough for this division" and when you say Lambert arrived midway through the season you actually meant "in time for second fixture of the season".
Keep it up Sim coz every time you get cocky when it comes to Saints\Albion banter it all goes tits up for you. I'm still looking for a new arm coz you bit mine off when offering you the 'Who will finish highest even with the points deduction' bet at the beginning of last season. Didnt you decline the same bet a few weeks ago?
And yes, I've learnt my lesson, hence no bet. There's a long way to go, so sadly I imagine you won't remain the worst team on the south coast. However, we're clearly a much better side than last season (and with more strength in depth), so this time I'm quietly confident of staying ahead of you. And I reckon any team that is in front of Southampton by the end of the season will be promoted.