The Large One
Who's Next?
Firstly, you're definitely reading too much into my 'vocabulary.' Quite who made you the linguistics expert I don't know. I'll write how I want, you write how you want. Let's leave it at that.
As for Mayo, to be honest I stand by 'desperate.' I will give you my reasons. For a start, if he had received a decent offer (ie one from a league club somewhere vaguely near Brighton) he'd be signed up and long gone by now. The fact his offers have obviously been unsuitable thus far suggest to me he'd do ANYTHING for a new contract with us. Indeed, the fact he's simply TRAINING with us instead of signing elsewhere proves how awful those offers must be. Realistically, he knows his current level of performance won't entice a new league one club, so playing the loyalty card with us is the only way to stay at this level. All in all, we're the only way he can prevent falling into non-league obscurity. I guess others could be placed in this bracket too, but as news of their contracts aren't on the argus back page I am seen to be going on about Mayo. If, in your opinion, Mayo isn't desperate for an albion contract, do you honestly feel there is any chance he would turn one down?
What is it they say about assumption being the mother of all f***-ups? It's hard to know where to start with what Clapham Gull rightly calls 'some of the finest crap on here'.
Let's just say that you're wrong to think Mayo is 'desperate' to join the Albion. How do I know? I asked him. A chance meeting in, of all places, Asda on Sunday. I f***ing hate it in there, but needs must. I asked him if the rumours about his imminent return were true. He didn't even know he was in the running for a contract offer, nor what Micky had said on the Albion website, merely stated that he was training with Albion while he ponders his next move. "Blimey, it would be nice..." he said.
You might call that 'desperate', but then it appears your vocabulary is not only limited, but erroneous.
Of course, he could be lying through his arse, but ordinarily I'll take his word about his professional life above your word about his professional life any day.