Elphick - donkey who looks good when we're up against it because he can throw his body around and hoof it away and everyone loves it. In most games when we should be trying to play football he's totally lacking though.
El Abd - dreadful footballer who if you spotted him playing in the local park probably wouldn't pick out as a cut above anyone else. Awful defending consistently costs us goals and points and has little/no talent when on the ball. Get rid.
The two weak links amongst a promising if underachieving set of players.
Whenever people start slagging off El-Bad, I point to the fact he has featured regularly in a team playing Championship and league One football since 2003. Top player, top professional/athlete and a product of the youth system playing alongside another product of the youth system at the back... and working!!!