Just remember you are too old now to wear jeans - if you don't believe me look at Clarkson.
To be fair though, Clarkson probably wears those £4 jeans you can get from Tesco. Cretin that he is.
Just remember you are too old now to wear jeans - if you don't believe me look at Clarkson.
Semi dissapointed as at first reading this I thought it said "Farts and Old age"
Okay now -contrary to how this thread has been themed so far, I have to get serious for a moment.
Nobody has to ALLOW age to affect them negatively, you can all do stuff to keep age 'at bay' to some extent.
I'm not going to be climbing trees and jumping off roofs or chalk-pits any more, or riding my pedal-bike through rocky puddles just to feel young again - but I can meditate and exercise, swim, ski, climb hills and over fences trekking around the local rural areas, row, play tennis, squash and football, and work out down the gym on the machines and weights. The result is that my stamina is up, blood pressure normal, weight healthy, and lung capacity good. Energy begats energy too, so I often feel 'up for it' to go for a run or do press-ups and trunk-curls etc.
Body fitness is intrinsically linked with confidence and well-being, and oxygenating the brain is absolutely top tip for keeping you sharp of wit and thinking in general.
Pumping up the desire, muscles, and inner body keeps the testosterone level right too, so you could also stay off the viagra for a while longer and be ready naturally for when that nature calls!
I don't think Brits as a whole are a healthy lot, sitting at the pub downing beers or couch-potatoing in front of the tv. Hanging on in quiet desperation etc, our lot is to whinge and slouch and drag our mental 'heels' in life. Pizazz baby - you have to do something to generate it, it does NOT just descend upon you like a sunshine day after the darkness and rains.
As men, if we want something we have to go and get it. Don't suddenly realize it passed you by years ago while you were busy wondering when it would drop in your lap.
It starts when you realise that Policepersons, Doctors and Dentists are all younger than you. Your hair goes grey (and with a lot of blokes, falls out) and you also find that Radio One is very annoying.
Okay now -contrary to how this thread has been themed so far, I have to get serious for a moment.
Nobody has to ALLOW age to affect them negatively, you can all do stuff to keep age 'at bay' to some extent.
I'm not going to be climbing trees and jumping off roofs or chalk-pits any more, or riding my pedal-bike through rocky puddles just to feel young again - but I can meditate and exercise, swim, ski, climb hills and over fences trekking around the local rural areas, row, play tennis, squash and football, and work out down the gym on the machines and weights. The result is that my stamina is up, blood pressure normal, weight healthy, and lung capacity good. Energy begats energy too, so I often feel 'up for it' to go for a run or do press-ups and trunk-curls etc.
Body fitness is intrinsically linked with confidence and well-being, and oxygenating the brain is absolutely top tip for keeping you sharp of wit and thinking in general.
Pumping up the desire, muscles, and inner body keeps the testosterone level right too, so you could also stay off the viagra for a while longer and be ready naturally for when that nature calls!
I don't think Brits as a whole are a healthy lot, sitting at the pub downing beers or couch-potatoing in front of the tv. Hanging on in quiet desperation etc, our lot is to whinge and slouch and drag our mental 'heels' in life. Pizazz baby - you have to do something to generate it, it does NOT just descend upon you like a sunshine day after the darkness and rains.
As men, if we want something we have to go and get it. Don't suddenly realize it passed you by years ago while you were busy wondering when it would drop in your lap.
Don't know what age you are but you sound too good to be true!Lucky 'old' you!
To be fair though, Clarkson probably wears those £4 jeans you can get from Tesco. Cretin that he is.
A few times I've been asked for id going into clubs (mostly in the US), these days I just point at my face and say "here, that's my id".
It normally raises a smile and I'm in without fishing for the wallet.
once you have had an op on your back be prepared to watch the rest of you crumble to bits and if I sound a tad bitter ,thats because I am
I would suggest that anybody who still goes out to visit clubs at night is too young for this thread
Cadbury's Club biscuits? I used to like the raisin ones.