Absolutely TOSS music

[Stumpy Tim]

Can anyone tell me the point of Dido?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Can anyone tell me the point of Dido?

So that missus can't sort herself out when you can't be bothered.



Hang on, what did you say?

 

[Gwylan]

The guy who writes some of their stuff was in the Kane Gang. One decent hit called 'The closest thing to heaven'.

I didn't know that. The Kane Gang were quite decent although their best single was Small Town Creed, AFAIK it never got near the charts (but thanks to typing this will be in my head all day).

How did someone go from that to the Lighthouse Family?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Can anyone tell me the point of Dido?

No. There is NO point to her whatsoever. Alhough, if you took her vocal chords out, she'd be quite good to look at, without having to listen to her whining noise.

.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

So that missus can't sort herself out when you can't be bothered.



Hang on, what did you say?

It's funny because it's true

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Kenny G. Absolute tosh !!!!

 

[Barrow Boy]

Cause we could be lifted, lifted, lifted
We could be lifted, from the shadows
Lifted...

How would you not like this ?

A mate of mine was involved with a GT race team based in London, he asked if I'd like to go with him to collect the race car and ferry it around to different places in London for the day. Being a bit bored I stupidly agreed and climbed innocently into his car ( just realised this is beginning to sound like a readers letter to Gay Boys Monthly !) as soon as we set off he asked if I liked the Lighthouse Family. Before I could say "no" he put on their CD, and left it on for the rest of the f***ing day!!

 

[keaton]

I liked their first album when I first heard it but am now utterly sick and tired of their monotonous, unexperimental main stream dirge.

But that is not similar because I have NEVER liked the Lighthouse Family, they were utter WANK from the minute they were first heard.

Songs for Polar Bears is well good

 

[Trigger]

Mika, ****.

Whinehouse, ****.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

M People

 

[Robbie G]

M People

Good shout

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

M People

Shit, beat me to it!

What is WRONG with Heather Smalls voice? she sounds like she has a heavy cold, or has got her fingers up her nose!

I never got it at all, and she won some award MOBO I think, for female vocal of the year! are these people deaf

rant ends.

 

[Buzzer]

rumour is Heather Small is hermaphrodite.

Or just a bloke in drag.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

rumour is Heather Small is hermaphrodite.

Or just a bloke in drag.

Sort of an adenoidal Lily Savage?

 

[Buzzer]

Sort of an adenoidal Lily Savage?

I'm gonna get you drunk and make you say that sentence again.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'm gonna get you drunk and make you say that sentence again.

Short of a nidal silly lavage...hic...

 

[Captain Haddock]

Kenny G. Absolute tosh !!!!

Oh, my God, yes! Musical pointlessness....makes musak sound edgy.

:braders:

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Plus, and its a big plus. Why does he sing flat ? It sounds shit. They are shit . Shit shit shit.

 

[smudge]

James Blunt, what a c*nt.

Anyone who saw Ed Byrne rip the shit out of him recently at the Dome would have enjoyed it, f***ing quality.
I had to laugh when he asked if there were any James Blunt fans in. Not one person, so it's obviously not socially acceptable to be a James Blunt fan, which is a marvellous thing in my book!

 

[Hiney]

Katie f***ing Melhua - Waste of oxygen

WINEHOUSE - waste of EVERTHING