About time we had a song for Dale Stevens ?

[Exile]

Stephens was excellent last night, after a few sloppy early moments.

One moment in the second half was PURE Dale Stephens. Someone (don't remember...) lost the ball in their half, and City were breaking at pace down the left. Bruno was backing away toward the box, trying to buy time, when Stephens arrived, having sprinted fully 60 yards, to execute a perfect slide tackle and rescue the situation.

Absolutely ****ing POETRY.

 

[Nixonator]

I think this thread is good evidence of why his song (he does have one, though it is not very good) is not sung by many.

A good chunk of people seem to think he has one foot out the door, and another chunk are probably still irked over his cold but honest tweet in August.

It is shameful we aren't supporting him and encouraging him to stay to be honest, but we're a stubborn bunch and would prefer to pretend he's not very good or important than admit he should be our first bit of business if promotion is clinched.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Maybe i've missed it but why is there no song for Stevens ? one of our best and most consistent players for the last two years and no song ? perhaps if we sing a song for him he'll stay ...

Also Dunk ?? Or is it just Lewis DUNK , DUNK , DUNK - we often sing more songs about players that are ill or injured or on the bench than the ones on the pitch . Likewise Liam Rosenior , Kayal etc etc

But Stevens --- this man has been integral to this team for two years now .

Mind you what rhymes with Stevens ..... ?

Too late the hero

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I've posted it in every other Dale Stephens thread so why not here?

Dale dale dale
we all love you and you know now

Dale dale dale
we all love you so please stay now

To the tune of no no no by dawn penn. What's not to like, it's simple, catchy and singable. I fully expect to hear it loud and proud at one of our final games.

 

[Exile]

Mind you what rhymes with Stevens ..... ?

(his chances of staying are) evens ?

 

[ferring seagull]

To the tune of Rod Stewart's 'Sailing'

Are you Going, Are you Going
Hope you're not going, Not on a free
Cause we need you, yes we need you, to be here Dale, to be here

 

[Greg Bobkin]

On the subject of songs, I loved the PIG's reaction when the North Stand started serenading him. Great player and clearly likes a laugh. I still remember him pulling a opposition player's shorts down just before a free kick/corner

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I think this thread is good evidence of why his song (he does have one, though it is not very good) is not sung by many.

A good chunk of people seem to think he has one foot out the door, and another chunk are probably still irked over his cold but honest tweet in August.

It is shameful we aren't supporting him and encouraging him to stay to be honest, but we're a stubborn bunch and would prefer to pretend he's not very good or important than admit he should be our first bit of business if promotion is clinched.

He gets cheered and applauded by the fans. Do you really think posting on Nsc or singing a song is going to make him sign a contract? If another club offers him £5K a week more than us, then we could have every choir in Britain singing to him, and he wouldn't sign

 

[Nixonator]

He gets cheered and applauded by the fans. Do you really think posting on Nsc or singing a song is going to make him sign a contract? If another club offers him £5K a week more than us, then we could have every choir in Britain singing to him, and he wouldn't sign

How very obvious. At least we'd give him a good sendoff, which is what he deserves.

 

[Colonel Angus]

He is an excellent player and I really hope he stays with us (but I bet he doesn't).

If he stays next season then I think we should respect him with this little ditty (borrowed from Rochdale fans and sung to the tune of 'Ere we go):

Up the Dale, up the Dale, up the Dale,
Up the Dale, up the Dale, up the Dale,
Up the Dale, up the Dale, up the Dale,
Up the Dale , up the Dale...

 

[jackalbion]

I started singing posh spice is slapper Dunk song at Huddersfield away and someone told me to stop being misogynistic

 

[Nixonator]

I started singing posh spice is slapper Dunk song at Huddersfield away and someone told me to stop being misogynistic

Did you threaten to give them a slap

 

[acrossthepond]

Should Dale stay or should he go now?
Should Dale stay or should he go now?
If Dale goes, it will cause trouble
If Dale stays, we'll win the double
So come on and let Dale know
That he should never ever go

#winner

Good work that man!

 

[jackalbion]

Did you threaten to give them a slap

No I just stopped and didn't do it again

 

[Pogue Mahone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYi7uEvEEmk

North Stand would need to be split in two. Half singing Lovely Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale, the other half Lovely Dale, Lovely Dale, Lovely Dale, LOVELY Dale.

Can not fail.

 

[Luke93]

To the tune of this:



But it only works one day a season...

 

[Tarpon]

Stephens is our midfield boss
He wears a boss' hat
He wanted out to Burnley
But Bloom said no **** that

Coz he bosses the left side of the park
And he bosses on the right
And when we win promotion
We'll sing Dale's song all night


Needs work...

 

[FloatLeft]

To the tune of 'Good King Wenceslas'...

Running the midfield like a king
He's the beast called Stephens
When Ramirez lay round about
Yellow, then red and cheatin'

Passing here and passing there
No man can come close
Brighton is the team for you
Please dont f**k off up north


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[British Bulldog]

Stephens is a bulldog
he leaves them all for dead
It's only c**ts like Mike Dean
that have to give him red

He went in with Ramirez
and left him on the grass
when he got a red card he said
shove it up your arse.

 

[pasty]

To Lord of The Dance

Stephens
He spells it with P
Please don't **** off up North to Burnley
Cause we need you here
And when we win the League
Brighton's where you'll want to be