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I didn't think she was a racist thug?
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I didn't think she was a racist thug?
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Yes you did. Don't lie.
Skaville
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Excellent. Well done The Sun. Another couple of lives ruined. I know that Cole has been a twat but what the f*** are the red tops doing with this current agenda.
Who's next in line? Ferdinand? Gerrard? We'll be taking a separate squad of therapists and marriage guidance counselors to the world cup at this rate. Never mind. I'm sure they'll still be 5 million fucktards queuing up to buy their Cappello masks from that shitrag when it become all jingoistic come June.
Who's next in line? Ferdinand? Gerrard? We'll be taking a separate squad of therapists and marriage guidance counselors to the world cup at this rate. Never mind. I'm sure they'll still be 5 million fucktards queuing up to buy their Cappello masks from that shitrag when it become all jingoistic come June.
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NMH
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You people are painting her as a poor victim all the time, but she chose to marry him.
She's a wag, and if it had not been A.Cole it would probably have been some other football player, so who cares? She's minted, she looks well silly now for having only recently made up with him, so she has to make a big pouting deal about 'leaving him' when he's been gone at the drop of every pair of knickers.
Gold-digger turned mug trying to save an iota of face. She failed with her marriage, but with all the available blokes she could have, she chose that one.
She's a dim tart, so what?
She's a wag, and if it had not been A.Cole it would probably have been some other football player, so who cares? She's minted, she looks well silly now for having only recently made up with him, so she has to make a big pouting deal about 'leaving him' when he's been gone at the drop of every pair of knickers.
Gold-digger turned mug trying to save an iota of face. She failed with her marriage, but with all the available blokes she could have, she chose that one.
She's a dim tart, so what?
Skaville
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and he's a footballer who sleeps around, as they have been doing since long before I was born. So what?
John Bumlick
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oh do shut up, homos...
Skaville
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oh do shut up, homos...
Lovely, but could do with a bit of fattening up if you ask me.
NMH
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...and those stripes are supposed to make her look stouter!
Skinny birds have never turned me on much, I have to say.
I prefer not to see the skeletal structure of the bones I'm jumping.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Ironic - performs "Fight For This Love" at the Brits one week, leaves husband the next week...
Skaville
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Photoshop princess!
Now all I need is a balaclava, some kind of fence-scaling equipment, a box of milk tray and a condom.
What makes you think Cashley would like you?
Skaville
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Perhaps his mobile has an extra strong vibrate?
Uncle Spielberg
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My guess is she doesn't like Sex or Ashley has a small penis which is highly likely.
Skaville
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Bloke cheats on wife. Wow, what a story!
Uncle Spielberg
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It is a story when she looks like Cheryl Cole. There is no earthly logic for it.
Uncle Spielberg
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oh do shut up, homos...
That is an extraordinary slice of Womanhood.
readingstockport
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Oh stop talking complete bollocks. she is a no mark who has chosen to live her life through a vicarious celebrity founded on a manufactured 'pop' band and who married a footballer for the benefit of both of their images.
Do you really give a flying f*** that both of their manufactured images have been 'destroyed' by the very same media that created their fleeting fame in the first place?
Skaville
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Why? Cole plays for England and Chelsea. He can take his pick.