slartibartfast
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Whatever you do don't light a disposable BBQ in your car to keep warm
Or cuddle a nice warm tiger ....
Whatever you do don't light a disposable BBQ in your car to keep warm
Stuck at pease pottage services and expecting to spend the night here. Cheered by a chat with a North Stander though.
I'm in Germany, but my wife says she's had six inches tonight, so it must be pretty bad in Shoreham-by-Sea
Just finishing a night shift here in Calais and its been carnage all night. Not sure which way the snow is blowing, but if youre about to getwhat we've had all night, good luck!!!
Just finishing a night shift here in Calais and its been carnage all night. Not sure which way the snow is blowing, but if youre about to getwhat we've had all night, good luck!!!
Carnage in France. Surely someone here can pin that on English county councils and the Highways Agency.
Hmm..I've checked not 5 inches here ..u get more snow up posh part
I had to take the old man to Heathrow today. Lucky beggar, he's off to Cape Town for a school reunion, with 28 degrees when he lands today and at least 24 for the rest of the week, sunny all the time - he should be over Africa by now. We left home at 4 pm and got to Heathrow in only just over an hour. Then the fun began. I couldn't work out what had happened - the radio said something about a lamp having fallen on the M25 somewhere near Leatherhead and the motorway having to be closed to repair it. Clockwise was more or less fine all the way, but anticlockwise was solid from Leatherhead back to Staines, and we duly joined the queue. Both Mum and I were desperate for the you know where and the plan was to stop at Cobham, but with the jam, yours truly, being clever, decided to go down the M3 to Fleet. After doing the necessary and having a meal we chose to avoid the M25, and took the A331 and A31 back to Guildford, then headed down the A281 to Horsham. All fine till we got to Broadbridge Heath and then it all really started as the snow was falling heavily, with no gritting and the roads awful. Having to choose whether to go north or south, knowing that there are roadworks between Horsham and Crawley I gambled and went south. We hit the jam on the A24 by Hop Oast and crawled to Buck Barn crossroads. Fine along the A272 until Cuckfield, then gridlock through Haywards Heath, which seemed to have been caused by one goon parking his/her car on the A272 opposite Frost's, because after that we had a clear, albeit a very slow and careful run via the A272 and A275. We finally got home just after midnight. Okay, we didn't have anything like as bad a run as some people did, and we were listening to the story of the A23 on BBC Sussex, but West Sussex County Council have disgraced themselves. Gritters out at 8 am this morning, then nothing till 8 pm this evening, and of course most of them couldn't get through. Some serious questions to answer there I think. And don't give Osborne's cuts as an excuse. People driving down from the north said councils there managed to grit, as East Sussex County Council managed to do.
Are we getting off optic now?
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