A23 southbound. Today. 4.30pm. Near Pease Pottage

[BrianWade4]

Its bright and sunny....
I was driving in the slow lane..
A car is parked on the hard shoulder...
The male driver is behind the car, trousers and pants round his ankles having a stand up dump...
Not hiding behind the car, not in the trees next to the hard shoulder or crouching in the ditch...
Could he have not waited until the services?

Remarkable scenes.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Was it a Ford Crapi?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Poos Pottage!

 

[Algernon]

S hitroen?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Hopefully no one is going to ask for pics

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Bet you stopped to look at his Corsairs!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ford Kak

 

[Bry Nylon]

Mini Pooper?

 

[BrianWade4]

Poogeot

 

[Weststander]

Bet it wasn't recorded in the LOG book.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hummer

 

[Baker lite]

Perhaps he'd stooled his motor.

 

[Driver8]

Poos Pottage!

Pease Potty

 

[Everest]

Did he have a Palace car sticker?

 

[chimneys]

Stand up you say. Messy, very very messy.

 

[Papak]

Unbelievable Jeff!!!!!

 

[Weststander]

Charles Oatway?

 

[PeterOut]

South London coach driver?

 

[Eeyore]

Was it a dumper truck ?

 

[Giraffe]

This is a shit thread.